1.Thanks for reminding me that I’m not as old as you. Happy Birthday you old fart!
2.Today you have achieved a milestone. A 50-year older woman 50th birthday to my favorite old and not so wise lady!
3.Don't know what to write? Get inspired by close to 200 examples of 50th birthday greetings on this page.
4.13: ) Congratulations on your 50th birthday. Wishing you many happy returns for the coming years ahead.
5.24: ) Wishing you a happy 50th birthday and many happy returns to enjoy the finer things in life.
6.Happy 50th birthday! May the next 50 years of your life be as fabulous as the first 50.
7.Whoever said 50 is nifty must have been 100 or 25. Happy 50th birthday, you nifty old fart!
8.Happy 50th birthday! Here’s to 50 more years of the incredibly strong, kind and loving you!
9.You are not 50, you’re just a teenager with 32 years of experience and smarts. Happy Birthday!
10.Happy 50th Birthday! You know, if you have not grown up by 50, you don’t have to! Just sayin….
11.Every single birthday of yours is a reminder for me that I’m not the oldest person here! Happy 50th, cheers!
12.Happy 50th Birthday! Here’s hoping that the next half-century of your life is as great as the first half!
13.Happy Birthday! May you live the next 50 years with the same fun and great attitude as you did in the first 50!
14.Happy birthday to someone who's niftier at 50 than any person has the right to be.
15.Happy 50th birthday! I know, for a fact, that life’s finest moments start at 50 for people like you.
16.Happy 50th birthday! At your age, you can look back with pride and look forward with hope.
17.Like fine wine, things get better with age; you my friend are nearly magnificent. Happy 50th Birthday!
18.Don’t worry about getting older. You can still go for facelifts to wipe out the wrinkles. Happy birthday!
19.I hope to celebrate your 50th birthday for many more years to come. Here’s a happy birthday from me for year one!
20.Happy 50th birthday to someone who's not nifty at 50 (I would say you're the niftiest).
21.Happy 50th birthday. Your 50th birthday is nature’s way of telling you to start lying about your age.
22.Happy Birthday! Your first 50 has been incredible, so I cannot wait to see what the next 50 brings.
23.Happy 50th Birthday! I hope that your 50’s is as awesome as your 40’s was.
24.Happy 50th Birthday! You have come a long way, but have even further to go. Hope these years are more fun than ever.
25.4: ) Everything good comes to those who turn 50. Good food. Good wine. Good friends. Good love. Happy 50th birthday!
26.9: ) If things get better with age, then you’re approaching magnificent! Congratulations on your 50th Birthday.
27.I wonder what your friends would gift you on your birthdays when you were my age? Ancient papyrus greeting cards?
28.Happy 50th birthday! May the next 50 years of your amazing life be even more amazing than the first 50.
29.Everything good comes to those who turn 50. Good food. Good wine. Good friends. Good love. Happy 50th birthday!
30.Need some ideas for your friend's 50th birthday card? Get inspired by the examples of 50th birthday wishes below.
31.Happy 50th birthday. You've reached the age when you can recognize every song in an elevator.
32.Happy 50th birthday. You've reached the age when "getting lucky" is getting to the bathroom in time.
33.Personalizing the 50th birthday wishes (right above) for the love of your life is easier than you think! Want to know how?
34.Happy Birthday! If life starts at 40, and 50 is the new 40– are you just a baby?
35.6: ) You are halfway to hundred but that doesn’t guarantee you will live that long. Happy 50th birthday.
36.You are halfway to a hundred but that doesn’t guarantee you will live that long. Happy 50th birthday.
37.It's just about gaining few more grey hairs than me, nothing else to be worried about. Happy 50th birthday!
38.I hope you already saved enough money for retirement. It's time to count them all. Happy 50th birthday!
39.Today is the day you can pretend to be young even though you’re not. Happy 50th birthday, my love.
40.Happy 50th birthday! I wish you a wonderfully happy day and an even more incredible year as the world's sexiest 50 year old.
41.Happy 50th birthday! You've learned to take life seriously, but never yourself. That's a gift! Enjoy it!
42.Happy 50th birthday! You’re not my friend. You're family. Without you in my life, I'd be incomplete.
43.Happy birthday to a wonderful sister. May your life be blessed with things that make you happy? I love you.
44.Happy 50th Birthday! I am so lucky to have you in my life– may you live to be 100.
45.Remember how exciting turning 10 was? Turning 50 should make you five times as happy! Happy 50th Birthday!
46.14: ) The best way to enjoy life is to forget your age and just remember the memories. Happy birthday.
47.A man never gets older, he can only get wiser. Remember this quote forever, and you’ll never feel sad. Happy birthday!
48.Happy birthday to someone who's been fabulous at every age and is now more fabulous than ever at 50.
49.Happy 50th birthday! You should be so proud of the person you've become and will be. We are.
50.I hope this special day of yours brings you oceans of fun and happiness. Have a marvelous birthday, girl.
51.Birthdays are one of the most important days in one’s life. I wish you a prosperous year ahead.
52.Dawn Wells: Just because a woman is over I do? Play Bingo? I think not!of fifty!
53.My birthday wish for you is that every unfulfilled dream you’ve had in the last 50 years will come true. Happy 50th Birthday!
54.How do you know you’re 50? The kid you babysat as a teenager is now your doctor. Happy Birthday…and get a checkup!
55.Happy 50th Birthday! You have come a long way and worked hard to get here; thank goodness the rest of your years will be sliding downhill.
56.3: ) Happy Birthday! The world is a better place for having had you in it for the last 50 years, so I hope you live to be at least 100.
57.22: ) Happy Birthday! The world is a better place for having had you in it for the last 50 years, so here’s wishing you many happy returns.
58.23: ) A fiftieth birthday is actually a milestone which reads ‘Proceed at your own risk’ Happy 50th birthday.
59.Half of our budget for celebrating your birthday went to buying candles. Try getting younger or stop getting more birthdays!
60.At 50 years old, life seems shorter. No point in spending it trying to make yourself disappear by dieting.
61.You're not only nifty at 50 — you're a spiffy, gritty, thrifty, lofty and, when no one's around, frisky 50 year old. Happy 50th birthday!
62.May you never look a day over 39. I mean, really, what else is there to wish for? Happy 50th birthday, beautiful!
63.Happy 50th birthday! Now you know what really matters in life. Celebrate the fact that you are here to enjoy them.
64.Happy 50th birthday! With everything you've become, the 50s should be the beginning of awesome things to come.
65.Happy 50th birthday, darling! You’re on my mind, day and night. And you're in my heart every second. I love you madly.
66.Happy 50th birthday. You've reached the age when you're offended by nobody offering you a seat on the bus.
67.Happy 50th birthday. When your friends start telling you how young you look, you'll know that you're officially old.
68.Happy 50th birthday. By now, you've gained lots of common sense, a good thing since you're losing all your other senses.
69.At 50, you can really let the good times roll, since you now have a tire around your waist. Happy 50th birthday.
70.50 is one of the milestone birthdays we celebrate big. Figuring out what type of 50th birthday wishes to write can be daunting.
71.May your life in this world always be filled with, joy, peace and happiness. Happy birthday, sis.
72.27: ) You're not only nifty at 50 — you're a spiffy, gritty, thrifty, lofty and, when no one’s around, frisky 50 year old. Happy 50th birthday!
73.Fifty is a powerful age for women. You can set off sprinkler systems with your hot flashes.
74.Growing older and growing wiser are two different cases. And I don’t blame you for that. Happy birthday my sweetheart!
75.Don’t ever let dad say you are getting old. You’re still as youthful and gorgeous as you were in your thirties. Happy 50th birthday, mom!
76.Bravo on turning 50! May today and the years ahead be filled with the very happiest of memories and gifts. Happy 50th birthday!
77.Happy 50th birthday! At your age, you've earned the right (and money) to truly appreciate the finer things that life has to offer. Enjoy!
78.You may be 50 years of age but you're still younger at heart than many people younger in calendar years. Happy 50th birthday!
79.At 50, you're the youngest you'll ever be for the next 50 years. Enjoy the second half of your youth. Happy 50th birthday!
80.After 50, you need to keep walking to, well, keep walking. Keep marching ahead, no matter how much your feet ache! Happy 50th birthday!
81.Happy 50th birthday is the least I want to say to you on your special day. The most? You're my idea of what every 50 year old should be: simply great!
82.Happy 50th birthday! Turning 50 is pretty cool, but it's not nearly as cool as you are. You redefine 50.
83.Happy 50th birthday. You've reached the age when the inside of your ears and nose is hairier than the top of your head.
84.Happy 50th birthday! If you've made it this far, the next 50 years will be a piece of cake! Not! More like a pain in the arse.
85."For the unlearned, old age is winter. For the learned, it is the season of the harvest."
86.Your friendship is the reason my life is so awesome. Thanks for being my best friend. Happy birthday, my dear friend. Love you.
87.Happy Birthday to my female friend who is good at everything she does. I still wonder how you manage to surpass everyone’s expectations every time.
88.Happy Birthday and cheers to you! My world is a better place for having had you in it, so here’s to many more happy and healthy years!
89.Don’t worry, those are not wrinkles, they are smile lines. Here’s wishing you many, many more before 60! Happy Birthday!
90.Whenever you start feeling bad that you are 50 now, just remember you are not 50, you are 49 +1 only! Happy Birthday to you.
91.26: ) Your first 50 years on earth have been pretty incredible, so I can’t wait to see what you get up to in the next 50.
92.36: ) Do you realize that if you were a historian you would be able to archive half a century? Happy 50th birthday old timer.
93.Tom Cruise, Demi Moore, and John Bon Jovi have already turned 50 and now one more superstar has joined the club. Happy 50th birthday!
94.Now that you are an old 50-year-old, you only have 10 years before I call you an old 60-year-old.
95.I’ve known you for so many years, and I must admit that you are much older today than you were when we first met. Happy 50th birthday, dear!
96.At 50, you're not old. You're worn-out, impatient, jaded, set in your ways and weathered... but you're not old. Happy 50th birthday!
97.Turning 50 is no reason to "get your back up." You'd just be asking for aches and pains up and down your back! Happy 50th birthday!
98.When I turned 50, I started having those "senior moments" everyone talks about. What was I saying? Anyway, happy 50th birthday!
99.Birthday quotes make great 50th birthday wishes. Below are quotes from some of the world's greatest thinkers that you can turn into 50th birthday wishes.
100.Want to inspire family or friends on their 50th birthday? For ideas, check out the examples of inspirational 50th birthday wishes below.
101.Happy 50th birthday! Hope you fulfill every dream you’ve had in life, starting now! In your 50s, dreams come true for people like you.
102.Happy 50th birthday! At this age, you have what it takes to bring the hardest lessons you've ever learned to life.
103.Happy 50th birthday! 50 cheers for 50 years of amazing you. I'm sure that the next 50 years of your life will be even more fabulous.
104.Happy 50th birthday! In this world, there are many kinds of 50 year olds. You're the kind that shines brighter than the 50 candles on your birthday cake.
105.Happy 50th birthday! Your life is just beginning. The journey ahead looks beautiful for miles and miles. Just like you.
106.Happy 50th birthday! With your strength, love and kindness, you could look forward to another 50 years of joy, peace and life's blessings.
107.Happy 50th birthday, sweetie pie! Getting grayer and grayer with you is a dream come true. You're the love of my life. I love you.
108.Happy 50th birthday! I know I sound like a broken record but I love and admire you for your boundless wisdom, kindness, strength and love.
109.Happy 50th birthday! Each and every moment of your 50 years on this planet have made you the amazing friend I love, admire and cherish.
110.Happy 50th birthday. Turning 50 is just like wearing underwear. It sorta creeps up on you and is a major pain in the arse.
111.Happy 50th birthday. The next time you're warned to slow down in the fast lane, it won't be by the police — it will be by your doctor.
112.Dear sister, on this special day of yours, I would like to wish you nothing but the best things in life. Have an amazing birthday!
113.Happy birthday to my sweet sister! Wishing you a fabulous day filled with oceans of fun and happy memories.
114.It’s your birthday my little girl, you have so much coming your way, I hope you grow happier, wiser, heartier and more amazing each year.
115.Now that you’re 50, you have a lot of common sense, which is good because your other senses are not what they used to be. Happy Birthday!
116.33: ) Today is the day for you to turn 50, You’ve mellowed with time like a well-aged whiskey. All the best.
117.38: ) At 50, you're not old. You're worn-out, impatient, jaded, set in your ways and weathered… but you're not old. Happy 50th birthday!
118.I know it hurts to see people enjoying the fact that you are getting older and greyer. But you are not getting younger anyway. Happy 50th birthday, dad!
119.From now on, you can enjoy all your senior citizen discounts, just like me. Happy 50th birthday and best wishes to you!
120.Now that you've turned the absolutely fab 5-0, it's time to just go with the flow (like I know you can). Happy 50th birthday!
121.Now that you're 50, do yourself a favor and get out of your comfort zone to fulfill a dream you've always had. Happy 50th birthday.
122.May the trials and tribulations of your past fall away. Now's the age to let everything coming your way give you wings. Happy 50th birthday!
123.Happy 50th birthday! I wish I was 50. Then, I would be you. You're the happiest person in the world. Your smile lights up every room you're in.
124.Happy 50th birthday! You’re the best example of what a friend should be: extraordinarily upbeat, fun, wise, caring and there!
125.Happy 50th birthday! Exactly 50 years ago, a miracle happened. You were born and the world became a better, brighter and beautiful place.
126.Happy 50th birthday! I hope that your special day is as wonderful as you are as a friend. Wow, what a birthday celebration that would be.
127.Happy 50th birthday. You know that you're 50 when you finally have a handle on love and love handles on your waist.
128.Below are two examples that show how you can change the 50th birthday wishes for anyone on this page to one for your special someone.