32 Smart Funny Leadership Quotes

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1.It’s hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.

2.I suppose leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people.

3.I’m a leader, not a follower. Unless it’s a dark place, then you are going first.

4.I’m a leader not a follower. Unless it’s a dark place, then you are going first.

5.There go my people. I must find out where they are going so I can lead them.

6.There go my people. I must find out where they are going so I can lead them.

7.There go my people. I must find out where they are going so I can lead them.

8.Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.

9.Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.

10.Being a servant leader doesn’t mean being a wimp. It means empowering others to take responsibility.

11.People ask the difference between a leader and a boss. The leader leads, and the boss drives.

12.The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

13.The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

14.When I talk to managers, I get the feeling that they are important. When I talk to leaders, I get the feeling that I am important.

15.The least smart people are promoted, simply because they’re the ones you don’t want doing actual work.

16.I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.

17.I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure – which is: Try to please everybody.

18.A good leader takes a little more than his share of the blame, a little less than his share of the credit.

19.Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren’t!

20.If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.

21.Don’t tell people how to do things, tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results.

22.Don’t tell people how to do things, tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results.

23.A good manager is a person who isn’t worried about his own career but rather the careers of those who work for him.

24.Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.

25.People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

26.Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.

27.In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

28.When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that person is crazy.

29.The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

30.The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

31.The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

32.The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.