1.Love is telling someone that his zipper is open or her wig looks too fake.
2.If love is a blunder, then it means that the biggest fault in my life is loving you.
3.You will always be my 11:11 and the name I write in my naughty list.
4.Loss for words? Give that person a hug. It’s worth a thousand and more. Plus, it’s free.
5.A person in love partly becomes a poet, a composer and the corniest person in the room.
6.I wish there’s a traffic light to tell me when to stop, go and slow down when I took this road of falling in love.
7.Love is like a tornado, picks you up off your feet and sometimes takes half your house.
8.To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.
9.When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.
10.It is not love that makes a relationship complicated; it’s the people in it who do.
11.Staying in love for more than 5 years is almost impossible. Staying in love with the same person for you’re the rest of your life is a miracle.
12.You’ll know a person is in love when he can laugh like a fool by himself and keeps a goofy smile plastered on his face all day long.
13.When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.
14.During my days, the teenagers talk about movies, music and love. Now, all the kids talk about are sex, relationship and heartbreak.
15.Love is like a headache or a backache. It does not show in the MRI or X-ray, but you just know that it’s there.
16.Promise yourself not to be a woman who needs a man to live, but a woman a man needs.
17.They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
18.I want to be your sweet good morning, your lovely good night and your most painful goodbye.
19.According to Newton’s Law of love, love can neither be created nor destroyed. However, it can create a girlfriend who can destroy wallets.
20.You are the pain in my butt, the dent in my wallet and the scratches in my brand new car that I don’t mind.
21.Don’t feel bad if you see your ex with someone else. Remember, our parents taught us to give the things we don’t need to the less fortunate.
22.Stop waiting for your prince in a white horse. Go and find him. The poor bastard might be lost, stuck in an island or something.
23.I love you so much I’d fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu. But a care bear, I’d definitely fight a care bear for you.
24.Girls cry their eyes out until they are dry, while boys drink their beers until their mugs are all dried up.
25.A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
26.Marriage does not only require you to deal with expenses and the toilet seat, you also have to deal with feelings and the last resort, the lawyers.
27.You’re the cheese on top of my spaghetti, the cream on top of my frappuccino and the cheesecake on my red velvet cake.
28.I want to be the reason when you look down on your phone, you’ll have this goofy smile in your face and jump up and down like a silly little girl, and then fall down a manhole.
29.I solemnly swear I am up to no good especially when I am all alone with you.
30.You add meaning to my life and yet, you subtract some cash from my wallet.
31.My mind works great wonder 365 days a year, 7 days a week and 24 hours a day until I met you.
32.This is as close as I can get to describing it – a hot pancake with butter melting on top and a steaming cup of coffee as soon as I open my eyes. That’s how wonderful it is to wake up knowing you are mine and I am yours.