47 + Funny Teacher Quotes

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1.“Of all the hard jobs around, one of the hardest is being a good teacher.”

2.Of all the hard jobs around, one of the hardest is being a good teacher.

3.“Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a lost tradition.”

4.“What a block of marble is to a sculptor a ready mind is to a teacher.”

5.“To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler—and less trouble.”

6.“To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler—and less trouble.”

7.“A teacher’s job is to take a bunch of live wires and see that they are well-grounded.”

8.“A good teacher can inspire hope, ignite the imagination, and instill a love of learning.”

9.“A good teacher is like a candle – it consumes itself to light the way for others.”

10.“I am indebted to my father for living, but to my teacher for living well.”

11.“A teacher’s job is to take a bunch of live wires and see that they are well-grounded.”

12.“A teacher’s job is to take a bunch of live wires and see that they are well-grounded.”

13.“A gifted teacher is as rare as a gifted doctor and makes far less money.”

14.A teacher’s job is to take a bunch of live wires and see that they are well-grounded.

15.A good teacher can inspire hope, ignite the imagination, and instill a love of learning.

16.A good teacher is like a candle – it consumes itself to light the way for others.

17.“Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.”

18.“Education is the key to success in life, and teachers make a lasting impact in the lives of their students.”

19.“If you have to put someone on a pedestal, put teachers. They are society’s heroes.”

20.“Summer: The time of the year when parents realize just how grossly underpaid teachers actually are.”

21.Education is the key to success in life, and teachers make a lasting impact in the lives of their students.

22.“A very wise old teacher once said: I consider a day’s teaching wasted if we do not all have one hearty laugh.”

23.“It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge.”

24.“...if you want to know what society’s going to be like in 20 years, ask a kindergarten teacher.”

25.“A very wise old teacher once said: I consider a day’s teaching wasted if we do not all have one hearty laugh.”

26.A very wise old teacher once said: I consider a day’s teaching wasted if we do not all have one hearty laugh.”

27.“Good teaching must be slow enough so that it is not confusing, and fast enough so that it is not boring.”

28.“The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you.”

29.“Children don’t say, ‘I had a hard day. Can we talk?’ They say, ‘Will you play with me?”

30.Good teaching must be slow enough so that it is not confusing, and fast enough so that it is not boring.

31.“The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, the children are now working as if I did not exist.”

32.“If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn’t have tenure.”

33.If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn’t have tenure.

34.“Sunday is a teacher’s day of rest: the rest of the laundry, the rest of the housework, and grade the rest of the papers.”

35.“True. It is an exacting and exhausting business, this damming up the flood of human potentialities.”

36.“I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.”

37.“Teachers have three loves: love of learning, love of learners, and the love of bringing the first two loves together.”

38.“There are only two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job to be done: school and prison.”

39.“I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.”

40.“Sunday is a teacher’s day of rest: the rest of the laundry, the rest of the housework, and grade the rest of the papers.”

41.“In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.”

42.“Teachers are the only professionals who have to respond to bells every forty-five minutes and come out fighting.”

43.“I never did very well in math—I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn’t meant my answers literally.”

44.“Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.”

45.“I like a teacher that gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.”

46.“Teachers are like the road signs because even when they tell you what to do you still get lost.”

47.I like a teacher that gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.