64 Best Funny Birthday Messages For Women

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2.I wish you would always have a birthday every year; it is so much fun. Happy Bday!

3.Happy Birthday to a friend who I wouldn’t trade for all the Nutella in the world.

4.What did the bald guy say when he got a comb for his birthday? Thanks, I'll never part with it!

5.I spent 3 hours searching the internet for the perfect birthday message for you and then I gave up. Happy Birthday.

6.I am so lucky to have a girlfriend like you in my life. Thank you for your special birthday wishes.

7.The Best Birthday greeting for you… sorry but that was all I could afford :).

8.Happy birthday to someone who has attended more birthday parties for kids than adults this year.

9.[For over 40s:] Happy birthday! I'm so pleased to hear you're over the hill instead of under it.

10.Friend, I hope that a million birthday wishes come true for you! It will match your age!

11.A man could not be waited upon by time, but it stands still for women in their thirties. Happy birthday!

12.This just woke up look seems to become permanent to us at this age. Best birthday!

13.Wonderful birthday! I hope that your mind is still in good shape, so you will remember that you are forgetful.

14.Don't worry about Here are some with age, but age gets birthday” is not an good!

15.Funny Happy Birthday wishes for him, including great messages to wish your dad, brother, uncle, or best buddy a very happy birthday!

16.Your birthday only comes once a year but the wrinkles it brings will last a lifetime.

17.Many famous people are born today, but I guess you just aren’t one of them. Best birthday!

18.Some funny Happy Birthday wishes and messages you can use in a funny birthday card message to friends or family on their birthday.

19.Those aren't gray hairs you see. They're strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head.

20.A collection of happy birthday funny jokes you can send to your friends and family on their birthdays.

21.Happy Birthday to an ancient woman! Someday, you will tell me what it was like to build Stonehenge!

22.I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I'm returning the favor. Happy Birthday!

23.I used to get heartburn when I ate birthday cake until the doctor advised me to take the candles off first.

24.Thank you for the token of live you sent me on my birthday. I will definitely keep it close to my heart.

25.Thanks for celebrating my birthday with me. I love the gift you got me. Lots of love, hugs and kisses to you...

26.A faster way to enjoy the privileges of a senior citizen is to age faster. Happy birthday, senior friend.

27.Friend, on this day of the year, many, many years ago, you were born! I guess that’s something!

28.If I tried to count up to your age today, I would go hoarse! Happy Birthday, buddy!

29.If you were a grape, I would stomp on you and make you into a delicious vintage wine. Happy Birthday, Friend!

30.Happy Birthday to someone good looking, super smart, charismatic, and charming. Wait…I meant FROM someone.

31.Your 21st Birthday party was SO successful you decided to celebrate it for more than 20 years in a row!

32.Many good people still live in this world, and one of them is wishing you a happy birthday!

33.This relic from World War I made me think of you on your birthday. Happy Bday to you!

34.Just how old are you now?! Crazy how fast the time goes when you start to get old! Have a fantastic birthday!

35.Happy Birthday Dad! When I grow up I want to be just like you... but hopefully with more hair! Love, your son.

36.I'm so sorry I forgot your birthday. The good news is that I also forgot your age. Happy Belated Birthday!

37.The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once.

38.Did you know that [insert date] is a date when no famous men or women have ever been born? ...None, only babies!

39.Thank you for such a grand celebration on my birthday. Thank you for loving me and for all those love memories!

40.Happy birthday to my lovely friend. The best facial makeover as you get older is smiles all the way.

41.Happy Birthday!…But take it easy on birthdays. Scientists agree that…too many of them might kill you.

42.Happy 50th birthday, my senior friend. I hope you’re counting your blessings, not your wrinkles.

43.Old age is all one big joke until it hits you squarely in the face. Happy birthday.

44.Happy Birthday to a friend who is unforgettable! Mainly because you are the grayest one here!

45.Happy Birthday to the woman who has it all! One hundred years of accumulation would result in that!

46.You know you’re old when… it takes forever to scroll down to choose your year of birth on a website.

47.Is it just the candles on your cake, or is it really getting all hot here? Wonderful birthday!

48.I know it is your special day, but research shows that too many birthdays could kill you.

49.You seem not to have all the signs of ageing since they say that wisdom comes with age. Best birthday!

50.I was surprised that I did not talk for one year and a half after I was born.

51.Happy Birthday to a [Mom/Dad] who's smart and funny and good-looking, from a [daughter/son] who inherited all your best qualities.

52.I'm so sorry for sending you belated birthday wishes. Honestly, I didn't think you would live this long. Happy Birthday!

53.Just imagine all the things you'd want to hear on your birthday ...and assume I wrote them here!

54.Happy 45th birthday, my friend. Don’t worry about the increasing wrinkles, you should rather be grateful for your blessings.

55.If you were a Wonka bar, you would definitely be wrapped in the golden ticket. Happy Birthday, my fabulous friend.

56.Can I come over to go shopping in your closet? They say ‘vintage’ is trending this year. Happy Birthday, my fashionable old friend.

57.Looking at you fills me with hope! A woman can live to be a hundred!

58.If someone doesn’t acknowledge your age, then that person is not really looking at you! Happy Birthday, man!

59.You know you’re old when… a Donna Summer song brings back a lot of memories.

60.If you were a dog…you’d be 7 times older than you are now! Think about it. Happy Birthday, Old Yeller!

61.Happy Birthday from one of the most spectacular, sensational, wisest people you know. You are one-in-a-million.

62.The best part of birthday is the birthday cake. Wishing you the best. Where’s the cake?

63.So I was watching Jurassic Park and I remembered it was your birthday. Happy Birthday, you old dinosaur!

64.A year has been added; a new place would also ache in your body. Happy birthday anyway!