133 + Humor Good Morning Greeting

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1.Good morning! Please remember to be grateful for having a husband like me! Good morning, Have a beautiful day.

2.I sent you this good morning message in the hope that you find your good mood, which I have lost.

3.Greetings, dear buddy. What an awful surprise to find out you’re still alive and well! Good morning, Have a happy day.

4.Morning! I’m so glad you’re here with me today. Good morning, Have a happy day.

5.You are so privileged to have a king like me in your life. Good morning, my love. Good morning my dear.

6.Good morning to you. Pleasant luck in your efforts to be in a good mood today! Good morning, Have a beautiful day.

7.Life is a 24-hour party! I’ve got my lipstick on and everything. And then the alarm rings … Good Morning!

8.Why should I get up early if you’re not a cup of coffee? Good morning nice day.

9.I hope you smile seeing my message then realize it’s not weekends and you still have a long day at work. Good morning.

10.I was going to make breakfast but the alarm rang. Looks like I’ll have cereal today! Good morning.

11.Always have positive thoughts as you will never find them in real life. Good morning. I wish you a great day! Good morning.

12.They say love is blind, but I can see your beautiful face. Good morning my love! Good morning!

13.Good morning from someone who tried so hard to make the text funny that he ended up killing all his sarcasm on the way.

14.I had everything I could ever want in life … then the alarm rings. Hello, world! Good morning, Have a beautiful day.

15.If you don’t wake up, you are going to miss the cream of the sun. Good morning, Have a happy day.

16.The sun is already up, the sunshine is beautiful and so are you. Good morning sweetheart!

17.Get out of bed and be grateful that I’m your friend. Because I’m the best buddy you’ll ever have. Good morning nice day.

18.Good morning. I hope you wake up before the sun waves you goodbye, and it’s already time for the moon and stars to say hi.

19.Good morning, and I hope you have a perfect one as life is going to mess with you in ways you can’t even imagine.

20.Don’t get me wrong, I’m a huge fan of the morning. It’s just that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day. Good morning nice day.

21.Good morning! Relax no hurry to wake up; you still have tomorrow to do what you had planned for today. Good morning darling!

22.Make yourself a cup of coffee and start your car because you’re in for one more difficult day before the weekend! Good morning!

23.If morning happened during noon, I would be up so early, and nobody could say that I’m not a morning person.

24.Yeah, life is all about fighting and surviving, just like I fight with my alarm clock for a few minutes of sleep every morning.

25.Good morning is a hoax. I have never seen anyone excited about morning or having a good one. They always wish the morning did not come so early.

26.Why does my alarm always ring when I am having such a sweet dream? Why does the bird have to scream this hard? I hate everything about mornings.

27.I am not a morning person, but my boss from work is. Why do we have to face it when he is the one having a problem?

28.I think I have an affair with my bed. It loves me so much that it doesn’t let me get up in the evening. Good morning.

29.People often tell me to be more of a morning person. I could only achieve this if the day started later in the afternoon! Good Morning!

30.Good morning. The sun is already calling you. I decided to answer it for you. Good morning nice day.

31.Good Morning! Just because Monday is not liked, does not mean it will be a bad day for you. Hope you have an amazing day! Good morning!

32.I got out of bed to send you a good morning text, and now I’m going back to sleep. I’m hoping you’ll respond and wake me up. Good morning!

33.A cup of coffee and your good morning text are the ideal mixes of enjoyment in the morning! Sweetheart, Good morning, Have a beautiful day.

34.At the start of another difficult day, I’d want to wish you a good morning. Good morning darling!

35.Because it requires no work, ability, or practice, sleeping is possibly the one activity in which you can easily exceed me. Greetings, dear buddy! Good morning my dear.

36.Why do they say good morning as soon as they wake up when I can find nothing good this morning.

37.The worst part of waking up is actually to wake up and leave the bed. Here’s to you and me who have to do that. Good morning.

38.Sending you a good morning message knowing that you’ll wake up at noon. I am hoping to get a reply by afternoon. Good morning lazy.

39.My body makes a weird noise in the morning, my stomach is bloated, and I can not stop my fart or burp. I hope you have a good morning.

40.Good morning, my dear husband. I hope you get out of bed and help me do the chores. If you don’t, it will be a bad morning for you.

41.Wake up and start your engine with a cup of coffee because the day is going to be so long. Good morning my dear.

42.You’re as obnoxious as an alarm clock. At the very least, I have someone to shout at in the morning. Good morning, sweetheart!

43.You need to learn how to get up early and prepare your partner a lovely cup of coffee. Good morning, Have a happy day.

44.I heard your alarm clock is causing you problems. When you’re having an affair with your bed, this occurs. Hello there, mate! Good morning.

45.Sending a good morning greeting to someone who will view this text in the afternoon when they wake up at noon. I’m hoping to hear from you later tonight! Good morning, Have a happy day.

46.Maybe waking up in the morning is a good way of punishing for all the fun you have during nights. Here’s a good morning so you can get through it.

47.I know how much you love to get a good morning text. I just sent you this with my eyes half shut, and now I’m off to sleep.

48.I can not go around killing people as soon as I wake up, so I sent this good morning instead. I hope it doesn’t kill you to know there is nothing good in a good morning.

49.I resemble myself with an owl. We both are active at night, and we can not wake up during the day.

50.They say wake up early to achieve your dream. I say do not get off your bed and keep sleeping because dreams are important.

51.Morning is never a good one unless coffee pours down some energy in me. So let me have a strong cup of coffee to wish you a good morning.

52.The government should have put up a rule against people who wake up early in the morning. The day would start late and be peaceful. Good morning.

53.If you are a fish, then happiness is water. Happiness is always around you, so stop searching for it. Good Morning fish!

54.I would love to stay in bed with you and talk about things, but coffee is my priority in the morning. Sorry, honey, and good morning.

55.My best friend has a husband who makes her coffee. I want a husband like him, not you. Good morning. Would you please serve me my coffee?

56.Morning is the best time of day. The only downside to it is that you have to wake up so early! Good morning.

57.This is not fair. I was about to wish you good morning only to realize you have already woken up. Good morning nice day.

58.I was cuddling you as I whisper sweet words into your ears and then something weird happened. The alarm bell rang. Good morning darling!

59.Good morning sweetheart. You look more beautiful in the morning than in the other hours of the day. Wake up and have a wonderful day! Good morning, Have a happy day.

60.How do people wake up all energetic and fresh, while here I’m thinking if it is even worth getting out of bed? Good morning, either way!

61.I wanted to wish my energetic friend good morning, but he is already out for a walk. So I’m wishing you a good morning instead, you lazy bag of bones.

62.I thought I woke up early to the sounds of birds chirping just to realize it was my mom nagging, and it was already 9 in the morning.

63.My life was good till you came along, and now I have to wish you a good morning every day when there is nothing good every morning.

64.Good morning to you, even though the morning is not good. I hate waking up this early. But I got to do it anyway. Coffee may make it better.

65.Where is the good in the good morning? Morning is always bad because I have to wake up from my wonderful sleep. But good morning, anyway.

66.Welcome one more day of complaining about waking up early, working your ass off, and draining your energy. Good morning, to all the people having this life.

67.Open your eyes, get off your bed, and dash into the kitchen cause coffee will make your morning less lazy. Good Morning Coffee Lovers!

68.I love listening to the rain when it hits my window and the chilliness that comes along. It gives me a reason to stay in bed longer. Good Morning.

69.Oopsy, did I just see the sun? Cause I heard the sun likes to wait upon beautiful people in the morning. Good morning, my pretty person.

70.Everyone wakes up with an energetic mind like they want to go on an adventure. But looking at your lazy face, my energy gets down. Good morning.

71.Good morning to the person whom I would like to spend another day with. I am crazily in love with you. I wish you a good day! Good morning, Have a happy day.

72.In my dreams, you’re a lovely prince, but in the mornings, you’re a nightmare. This is why I enjoy sleeping so much. Good morning darling!

73.You’re not the kind to text a pal a good morning text first thing in the morning. So I’m the one that gets to play the part. Good morning nice day.

74.Good morning, and thank you for knowing everything there is to know about me and yet refusing to abandon me. You’re a wonderful buddy! Good morning darling!

75.I woke up with a smile on my face, and it is Sunday; maybe I dislocated my face during sleep. Good morning.

76.It may be Sunday today, but it’s the beginning of a week for me. I can’t wait for the weekends. Good morning.

77.As the day begins, I wish you a warm good morning. May the day bless you with enough stress that you start missing your bed.

78.I regard morning as pure evil like they are the pits of hell. It is so hard to wake up early and go around saying good morning.

79.Good morning. I hope you rise and shine throughout the day. I could do the same, but I can’t both rise and shine at the same time.

80.The only difference between you and my alarm clock is that I can yell at you as soon as I wake up. Good morning baby.

81.I hope you wake up with everything good, just like this good morning message full of positivity from someone who is still probably sleeping.

82.My normal human senses i.e., smell, taste, sight, touch, and hearing do not work as soon as I wake up. It only does after I get a strong cup of joe.

83.There is still a long way for the weekend to arrive. So it’s just better to start your day without planning your weekend. Good luck!

84.The weekend is calling me to have some fun, but the rest of the days just love me too much. It doesn’t let me go. Good morning, beautiful people.

85.I am alive, but why? Only to wake up early and see my grumpy boss first thing in the morning? I would rather be dead. Good morning, everyone.

86.It is a waste of time to send me good morning wishes because I am not a morning person. I wake up at noon.

87.I see you peeping Mr.Sun. You look warm and handsome as always. Good Morning Beautiful People! Don’t forget to brush your teeth today!

88.I think kissing your good morning would be amazing, but I wouldn’t do it unless you brush your teeth. Good morning, cutie. Now, go brush your teeth.

89.Good morning. Our day is going to be productive because we are going to text each other the whole day. I am not letting you do anything else today.

90.Morning is wonderful. The only downside of it is those annoying things called time zones! Good morning my dear.

91.Every morning is a war between the superego and the id, and I’m just a foot soldier with dirt on her shield and a snooze button. Good morning.

92.Good morning to all the lazy bum out there and not to all the energetic heads because we cannot match your energy and we hate to stand down.

93.I have started to hate my adulthood because as a kid I always dreamt of waking up late in the morning when I had to wake up early for school. It is still the same.

94.I wish I had a time machine. I would wake up and go past just to go back to sleep again. Good morning to everyone who wishes the same.

95.They say love your life because you only get to live it once. But I don’t know how to love my life when I have to wake up early in the morning.

96.Why does the start of the day have to be with a disturbing alarm clock? The good morning turns into bad when an alarm clock is right beside your head.

97.The sun shines to let you know that she is here to warm you from the cold night and prepare for the windy evenings. So rise and shine with sunny mornings.

98.People from other sides of the globe are sleeping cause the sun is on your side. So, wake up and start your day with a freshly grounded cup of coffee.

99.Good morning, love. I thought waking up next to you would be peaceful. But the deal of bringing you Coffee first thing in the morning has ruined it.

100.I know it’s hard to get out of bed when you never really slept, but everyone needs me at work. I’ll try my best for them! Good morning, Have a beautiful day.

101.Your good morning message inspires me to get out of bed every day. If you want to have a miserable day, don’t forget to text me first thing in the morning! Good morning my dear.

102.I can’t tell you how much I want to lie in bed and text you all day, but the alarm clock is blaring and a mug of coffee is waiting for me. Good morning!

103.I was attempting to compose a romantic good morning message for you. But then I discovered I wasn’t a poet when I awoke. Good morning my dear.

104.Apart from your hug, your kiss is my favorite part of the morning. Is it possible that I’ll get them today? Sweetheart, good morning!

105.I never believed procrastination could be contagious until I met you. Good morning, and best wishes for another day of lazing in bed and messaging each other. Good morning!

106.I sometimes think that I am deaf because setting my alarms at a low volume always fails to wake me up. But after I am out of sleep, I get my hearing senses again. Good morning.

107.I think even the morning has no choice but to wake up so early and disturb all of us. If it had, maybe it would come a little late. Good morning.

108.A half good morning to everyone because I am only half awake. I will wish you a full one after I completely wake up from my sleep.

109.I don’t want to wake up from my dreams because they are far better than my reality. Why can’t I just snooze and keep living in my dreams?

110.I want holidays because I have to rise early in the morning for work. But at the same time, I need money to go on a holiday which will be provided only when I work.

111.Walking up to a beautiful face would be wonderful. But your face would be beautiful after you wash it because it’s oily. Good morning.

112.You are so lucky your alarm didn’t kick you out of your bed, but I am sure your bed will, If not try sleeping the whole day. Good morning, Have a beautiful day.

113.This morning, I was considering borrowing a kiss from you. Will you just give me one? I have no qualms about returning it with zeal! Good morning!

114.I wish you to have a nice and warm morning before you go around scaring people like their worst nightmare.

115.I wanted to write a funny good morning message, but how can anything funny come from someone who is depressed early in the morning because they have to wake up.

116.Good morning. The beginning of another stressful day has begun. I wonder when I will be old enough to retire and spend my days in peace.

117.I can’t believe you did it again! You have me all to yourself for another day. I’m so excited, I going to make sure we both enjoy every minute of our time together today. Good morning darling!

118.Wake up sleepy, I wanted to be the first person to wish you a happy birthday! Oops, wait a minute, it’s not your birthday. Good morning! You can now go back to sleep. Good morning, Have a beautiful day.

119.A friend is someone you think about first thing in the morning. Yes, I was thinking of you and pondering whether or not you were still alive. Good morning my dear.

120.It is the rise and shines for other people, but it is a rise and barely survives for me. Welcoming another day of barely surviving in my work environment.

121.You have these beautiful eyes so, but not to see the beauty of morning sun for happy mornings. So, go back to sleep and wake up in the noon.

122.Today, as I woke up early, I waited for my mom to call me out for breakfast. It took me a while to realize that I’m the mom now.

123.How can someone utter any words making a whole conversation as soon as they wake up? I am not ready for any human interaction till I get my coffee.

124.Someone must have tricked people into believing that you need to wake up early to achieve your dream. I see no difference between me and those who wake up early.

125.Rise and shine are not next to impossible as it takes all your energy just to get out of your bed. Maybe that is why sunrises so early on behalf of everyone else.

126.I don’t know when I will progress in life. But my progress is made when I wake up a little early in the morning because I am strictly not a morning person.

127.Every time I wake up, I always get amused, thinking why you are so beautiful. Maybe it is because I am still a little asleep and haven’t woken up properly. Good morning exquisite you!

128.You and I were on a romantic date where you wrote poems for me and read them out loud. Then I woke up and realized how bad you are at it. Good morning.

129.I am that one lazy person who has to set at least eight alarms to wake up. And sometimes, even they don’t work. Why does life have to be like this?

130.I was on my way to winning a lottery of $5000, but then my alarm rang, and now I have to be on my way to work. What a misery!

131.Yes, I have many goals to achieve in my life. But waking up early is not one of them. Let me go back to sleep again!

132.Who said life is good? Life is stressful, man. Only if I could avoid life by simply going back to sleep again would life be good.

133.People are similar to plants like cactus, grass, Dandelions, which are all different but all need water to grow every day. But I don’t want to wake up and prepare to grow.