52 Smart Funny Quotes About Family Love

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1.“Good news: The holidays are about family. Bad news: It has to be your own family.”

2.“I smile because you’re my family… I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it!”

3.“They say ‘older is wiser,’ but I’ve yet to see you demonstrate that as a fact!”

4.“Don’t make love by the garden gate – love is blind, but the neighbors ain’t.”

5.“It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.”

6.“To encourage my little kid to eat something, I would sometimes say: Just pretend it is sand.”

7.“And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

8.“Strangers think I’m great. My friends think I’m eccentric. My family knows that I am completely insane!”

9.“Family ties mean that no matter how much you might want to run from your family, you can’t.”

10.“It’s funny how your parents tell you it’s their house, but as soon as something needs cleaning, it magically becomes yours too.”

11.“Sisters and brothers are the truest, purest forms of love, family, and friendship, knowing when to hold you and when to challenge you, but always being a part of you.”

12.“Since the kid was born, I’ve been sleeping like a baby – not at all!”

13.“Of your home, you’ll no longer be the queen when your sweet little child first becomes a tween.”

14.“At a family reunion, you’ll meet every human to whom you’re related. Will you be elated? That’s still to be debated.”

15.“Every happy family has that one crazy person in it. If you’re missing one I seem to have a few extras.”

16.“A good marriage is one where each partner secretly suspects they got the better deal.”

17.“And do you solemnly swear to protect me from spiders as long as we both shall live?”

18.“If you want to call a family meeting, just turn off the Wi-Fi router and wait in the room in which it is located.”

19.“Ah, the wonders of parenting. I wonder where all my time goes. I wonder why I don’t have any money.”

20.“Older siblings will use you for their fun and entertainment but can break anyone’s head who troubles you.”

21.“You will never look back on life and think, ‘I’ve spent too much time with my grandchildren.’”

22.“Sometimes people say they can’t tell me and my sister apart. Here’s a hint: I’m the pretty one.”

23.“You grow with them. You fight with them, but you love them so much that you’d fight with others to protect them.”

24.“Siblings are like free insurance. If you need a new body part, they’ve got the perfect spare.”

25.“Kids bring a lot of light into your life. Just check the power bill if you don’t believe me.”

26.“That time you realize your kids are in bed sleeping yet you’ve been watching The Disney Channel for the past hour by yourself.”

27.“When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is ‘please forget.'”

28.“When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is, ‘Please forget.’”

29.“What’s it like to be a parent? Question after question paired with congestion and indigestion.”

30.“’So I stepped away for like two seconds… the beginning of every parenting horror story.”

31.“Older siblings: the only people who will pick on you for their own entertainment and beat up anyone else who tries.”

32.“Having sisters is like living in Cinderella’s house. I’m pretty, overworked, and underappreciated, and they’re evil.”

33.“I smile because you’re my sister/brother. I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it.”

34.“A grandparent is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend.”

35.“If your significant other is mad at you put a cape on them and say ‘Now you’re super mad!’ If they laugh marry them.”

36.“It was nice growing up with someone like you; someone to lean on, someone to count on… someone to tell on!”

37.“I love when my kids tell me they’re bored. As if the lady standing in front of a full sink of dirty dishes is where you go to get ideas about how to have a good time.”

38.“From crawler to toddler to elementary school scholar, then onward to tween quickly followed by teen, the years will go by faster than anything you’ve seen.”

39.“You know you’re old when you barely do anything all day but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.”

40.“I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you won’t have to face them alone.”

41.“Teach your kids to spend more time annoying each other so they have less time to spend annoying you.”

42.“Ever had a job where you had no experience, no training, you weren’t allowed to quit and people’s lives were at stake? That’s parenting.”

43.“Grandmas don’t just say ‘that’s nice’ – they reel back and roll their eyes and throw up their hands and smile. You get your money’s worth out of grandmas.”

44.“Before becoming a parent I didn’t know I could ruin someone’s life by asking them to put pants on…”

45.“My brother/sister is my partner in crime. Until we get caught… then, he did it!”

46.“It’s such a grand thing to be a mother of a mother – that’s why the world calls her grandmother.”

47.“My greatest fear is that my teenage child will do what I did during my own teenage years.”

48.“Sisters are like psychiatrists. They have no choice but to listen to your whining then turn around and rob you blind.”

49.“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.”

50.“Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven’t thought of yet.”

51.“Siblings can be annoying, but they are also the sweet and lovable monsters you cannot live without.”

52.“A perfect metaphor for parenting is trying to stand up in a hammock without spilling your wine.”