124 Smart Freaky Paragraphs For Him

Visit:867   Updated: 2022/11/30

1.Excuse me, I’m sorry. I’m just going to be. . . . Freaky about Fall.

2.If your man’s got a freaky side, let him unleash it with the racy gifts from Spencer’s.

3.There ain’t no party like a Miami Ink party cuz a Miami Ink party don’t stop…for anybody.

4.Hangin’ out with the freaks, the weirdos, the crowd that likes the same strange things you do.

5.Do you have a FREAKY sense of humor? Can you handle the truth? If that’s a yes, Let’s play!

6.The world is a crazy place, and I’m wearing a freaking suit of armor. What more do you want?

7.Turn to the Dark Side of your social calendar with these freaky parties you have no excuse to miss.

8.It takes a strong, confident man to walk down the street wearing these freaky glasses.

9.If you thought Two Buck Chuck was freaky, then you’re going to need a stiff drink for this.

10.Keep your eyes peeled for these freaky foods. They might be surprising, but they all deserve a try.

11.If freaky is what you’re into, then you’ve come to the right place. freaky things are all the rage in 2018.

12.I just love seeing the videos of people freaking out when they see their finished #FreakyParagraphs on the mirror.

13.I’m gonna keep it real with you: I’m freaky. And I’m not just talking about my dance moves.

14.They come in all shapes and sizes, but by one thing’s for sure: They’re all freaky.

15.The only thing more freaky than my beats 🔊 is that I find your teeth 🦷 sexy.

16.I’m going to steal a page from a 1980s playbook and give you some straight talk.

17.Freaky. Funky. Fearless. It’s just a little bit wild, but you know what? It’s freakin’ great.

18.Don’t be scared to show your freaky side. There’s a guy out there for you who likes it just as much as you do.

19.Freaky Thing is a collection of creepy products for the home. Like this freaky skull candle holder.

20.If you love us, you’ll like us. If you don’t, upload your own freaky photos and share the FREAKS with the world.

21.Why be afraid to explore your freaky side? We’re unleashing all kinds of wild this fall, so get in touch with yours.

22.I’ve got your back. I’m freaky and you’ll love it. … no, not that kind of freaky.

23.From freaky things to do with your boyfriend to the best places to explore with him, here are some fun activities for the ultimate romantic getaway.

24.We freakin’ love Halloween . . . it’s a legit reason to get dressed up and act goofy.

25.How freaky is this? A new Star Wars film (Episode VIII: The Last Jedi) will be released every year for the foreseeable future.

26.We’re all about showing our freaky side for #NationalHalloween and we’re sure that you are, too.

27.It’s not weird to have a freaky boyfriend. It is weird to have a boring boyfriend who can’t handle the freak.

28.The newest film in the Cloverfield Universe, The Cloverfield Paradox, will be streaming soon on Netflix!

29.New York City is my playground—I’m always finding new ways to stay active and explore.

30.The only thing weirder than the past 100 years of fashion is the next 100.

31.If you were given 3 freaky things to do for your significant other, what would you do? Let us know in the comments.

32.I love my job, because every time I go to work, it makes me feel like I’m in the middle of a horror film. Yikes!

33.John Waters meets Alfred Hitchcock—that’s the best way I can describe my new novel, Poison.

34.The F in my name stands for freak. It also stands for fabulous, fearless … and fun.

35.This season’s best dressed are so good, that it’s hard to pick a favorite. Vote for your fave on Instagram.

36.Leap into this weekend like you’re scaling a 30-foot climbing wall and set a new PR.

37.Freaky Friday. Freaky Halloween. Freaky toys, freaky parties, freaky games—check out our freaky gift guide.

38.You’ve just found one of the safest places on the internet. Come breathe easy with us.

39.If you love horror movies, haunted houses, and abandoned asylums, then this one’s for you.

40.Freaky. This Halloween, you’re not gonna want to miss the chance to be a little freaky.

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42.Freaky, freaky, freaky. If freak was what they called people who liked peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, then I was a freak of nature.

43.When a post is set to ‘on’, anyone you’re sharing with can see this post.

44.Somewhere, there is a kid who would shoot for the moon if he knew it was possible.

45.From regular workouts to beach-ready bodies, we’re obsessing over this fall’s best new fitness gear.

46.Our Condom Program, CondomExpress.com, was started by a college student in the late 1980s. He would give condoms to his friends and charge them for it.

47.Slash your way through the jungle of the market to find the best deal on weird stuff for your boyfriend.

48.Before you freak out about the cost of Halloween costumes, check out these ideas for turning last year’s old clothes into this year’s new costume.

49.Great new book about a big dude who shakes up the world by fighting against status quo. Loved it!

50.When darkness falls upon the forest, a new reign begins. The moon rules in the night and nocturnal creatures roam free.

51.The moment you realize that being yourself is the only way to show your unique style.

52.When every day’s a Sunday, and every night’s Saturday… You’re never far from where you want to be.

53.I love the way you wrap me up in your arms, whispering sweet talks to me, and telling me you want more. I can’t get over this feeling.

54.Who says a woman has to choose between being sexy and being a feminist in 2017?

55.We can’t think of a scarier place than Home Depot to find the love of your life.

56.Walking on the beach after sunset, with your dog and a bottle of wine. Nothing could be simpler than that.

57.The best way to lose weight fast is to stop worrying about it. Stop stress eating and start enjoying your food again.

58.I’ve never been to a place I didn’t love, and I love me some new waves 🌊.

59.Deep in the woods of Maine, a secret society of witches brews up some damn good coffee.

60.Black is back and freakier than ever. GQ’s style director looks at the real-life inspiration for season 3 of American Horror Story.

61.Follow your guts. Create what it is you truly want to create, the world will catch up eventually.

62.Weird is good—especially when it’s our wacky flavors. Think about it…how weird can we get?

63.Don’t let the fear of failure hold you back. Life is too short to be living someone else’s dreams.

64.This week we’re rounding up our favorite ways to dress up a pair of jeans, so you can look your best, from day to night. Shop the styles that got us feeling extra #ootd.

65.You need some new kicks. Shoes are the canvases of the feet, and it’s time to get your canvas on. BOOM!

66.Fall is coming. The time of year when you can indulge in all your favorite fall treats and still feel like you’re getting it together. Here’s to a freaky, fully-engaged season.

67.This is what we’re dealing with: an army of bloodthirsty villains, death traps, and booby traps. Time to suit up, soldier.

68.There’s no such thing as a wrong turn if you’re being led by your own heart.

69.I’m more than a set of curves and muscles. I am blessed with a beautiful soul.

70.I will never give room for anything to come between us, because my love for you is true, and nothing can change it. I hope you feel the same way about me too.

71.I’m not one to believe in superstition, but I have to stop and wonder if it’s just a coincidence.

72.Do you know the kind of guy who wears hoodies but still looks luxurious? Well, that’s me. You’re welcome.

73.It’s a freak show. You’re gonna love it, baby. You’re gonna love all of it.

74.“I don’t cry because we’ve been separated by distance for a matter of years. Why? Because for as long as we share the same sky and breathe the same air, we’re still together. Good morning, sweetheart.”

75.The most interesting and exciting things are happening right beneath your nose…if you know where to look. #Hint: It’s below.

76.The daredevil in you can’t resist the thrill of a reckless road. Pushing the limit is as easy as a pump-and-go tire.

77.The Skechers Go Walk collection is your everyday, go-to option for comfort, style, and flexibility.

78.Water is an inexplicable and magical substance. Here are 14 things you didn’t know about the stuff that covers 70% of our planet.

79.Fearless is the name of the game this season. Make them see you stalking down the runway like a lioness.

80.Ladies, take note: The man you want doesn’t always come with a six-pack. He comes when the weather is at its most beautiful.

81.While the rest of us are sipping Pumpkin Spice Lattes, you’re embracing fall and we salute you.

82.It’s Halloween, so we’re getting freaky. Time to get overboard and whip up a batch of these ghoulish treats—and chow down.

83.Hey snack! I love it when you’re around me and exhale slowly with that hot breath of yours. Makes me want to keep being with you all night.

84.Words are not enough to express how much I love you and how much you mean to me. You are my husband, and I will live to share every moment of my life with you, till death do us part.

85.With you by my side, I do not need the world. You’re more than the world, to me. You’re my dream come true, and nothing will stop my heart from beating for you. I love you pieces. Please, forgive me.

86.We’re stirring up Halloween from now until October 31st with an exclusive Jack-O-Lantern 🎃🍫 🎃 collection.

87.Shave. Style. Chill. Our non-irritating shave cream cools on contact and lifts the beard for a close, comfortable shave.

88.Look, we are not monsters. It is theoretically possible to give beautiful women a good time and walk away without a scratch.

89.Are you looking for that special someone to join you in the creepy-cool ride of your life? Stop stalking Tinder. Start a conversation with me on Whisper.

90.Watch out. This Halloween, spooks, and goblins will be coming out of the woodwork—literally. It’s time to sharpen your ax, carve a few pumpkins, and get ready for the big party.

91.My love for you is beyond explanation because you own my heart. I’m your queen, and together we will rule our kingdom forever. I love you with everything in me.

92.You’re the best for me because you have given me the best feeling in the world; the feeling of being loved, and not rejected. What more can I ask for? I’m so lucky.

93.When I think of all the plans that you have for me, I can’t stop thanking you for being the best thing in my life. There’s no looking back at all. I’m all yours forever. I love you.

94.I’ve always believed that I feel nothing for anyone, but I changed when I met you. With you, I have felt love the easiest way. I promise to give you my heart forever, cos it belongs to you.

95.Nothing can break what we have, because you are the only one that keeps my life going. I can’t do anything without you; I will not succeed. I love you, baby.

96.Squeezing into skinny jeans is hard enough. But squeezing into a snake’s belly? That’s what it feels like to be in the belly of the beast that is… dating.

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98.It’s time to REDEFINE NORMAL. We are the pioneers of mental fitness and #happyaf. Let us help you change your life for the better, one day at a time.

99.Don’t be afraid to try something new and stand out from the crowd. Just because you’re different, doesn’t mean you’re wrong.

100.I can’t stop thinking about how I feel when I am with you. All the long nights of sweet talks. Can we make tonight one of those nights?

101.I miss us. I wonder how you feel comfortable when you’re not around me. I hope to see you tonight, my love. How about that?

102.You’re my destiny husband, and nothing can come in between us. We are a perfect combination, and that’s why we easily fell in love. Nothing is going to break us.

103.I love you, but that’s not enough. My future with you is so sure, and that’s enough. I will show you how much my heart longs to love you forever. You’re the one I want.

104.I want you to know that, every little thing you do counts, and has a significant impact on my life. This journey wouldn’t have been this beautiful, with someone else. I love you.

105.It feels good to be your girlfriend, and I know it will feel the best to be your wife. I wish to be yours forever, because I love you with all of me, and I’m nothing without you.

106.“I appreciate all the good things you’re doing for me. You make me feel beautiful, needed, and cared about, even from thousands of miles away. I wish I could be there to hold you. I love you so much!”

107.“I appreciate all the good things you’re doing for me. You make me feel beautiful, needed, and cared about, even from thousands of miles away. I wish I could be there to hold you. I love you so much!”

108.Goth your baby up this Halloween. These costumes are perfect for the little ones who love to dress in style but still want to be cozy.

109.This is the only time of year that you can wear a turtleneck and look cool.

110.Come see me soon, sweetheart. I am not feeling too good, and I am sure I need some of you; as you’re my whole sweetness.

111.Saying I love you won’t prove or change anything, but then I do. I can’t repay you for every single thing you’ve done, but I won’t stop loving you the best way.

112.With you, I see a future so bright because you give me pure bliss. Your love means everything to me, and it can’t be compared to anything. Thank you for loving me the best way.

113.My life has felt this much happiness since I started to date. You’ve brought so many positive changes into my life, and I can only thank you for this beautiful experience. I love you.

114.Here I am, giving thanks for another day of having this special feeling with you. It wouldn’t have made sense with someone else. I love you, hubby.

115.I’ll never give up trying to be the best lady for you. I won’t give up on my love for you because, I have seen the future already, and it is so bright. I love you so much, and I will always do.

116.Never have I had to cry because of anything you’ve done to me. You love me enough, not to disrespect or say vile words to me. I cherish your presence so much, and I will trade it for nothing at all.

117.I will gladly give you everything I own because I know they will be safe with you. With you, life is more comfortable and more beautiful. I love you all day, every day.

118.I hope that you never stay far from me because I will be lost without your love every day. You’re my world and I will give up everything to have a beautiful future with you.

119.I love those awkward family moments when someone comes in the room and you’re lying on a bed with your girlfriend.

120.I will never stop showing you optimum love and respect. You earn my love and respect in so many ways. There is no going back because what I feel for you is out of this world.

121.I will always love you because you have this beautiful way of turning sad situations around. Nothing compares to the love I have for you. It’s forever you and me.

122.When I look into your eyes, I see deep and sincere love with no pretence. You make my heart smile with every single thing you do. That’s why I won’t stop loving you.

123.The sight of your smile can be so comforting. It has been the gateway to my happiness. Your arms bring out the warmth and comfort to have a good day. You’re the perfect one for me, darling.

124.My every day will be better if I spend them with you. You are my happiness, and I want to spend every time with you. For showing me true and sweet love, I say, thank you. I love you so much.