10 + Funny Celebrity Quotes About Life

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1.“I am God’s vessel. But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.”

2.“I don’t even listen to rap. My apartment is too nice to listen to rap in.”

3.“Sometimes I push the door close button on people running towards the elevator. I just need my own elevator sometimes, my 7-floor sanctuary.”

4.“Yo, Taylor, I’m really happy for you. Imma let you finish. But Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time.”

5.“I won’t go into a big spiel about reincarnation, but the first time I was in the Gucci store in Chicago was the closest I’ve ever felt to home.”

6.“I hate when I’m on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle.”

7.“People be feeling like I’m cocky because of the shit that I say; if you could imagine the shit that I think.”

8.“Do you know where to find marble conference tables? I’m looking to have a conference…not until I get the table though.”

9.“Sometimes people write novels and they just be so wordy and so self-absorbed. I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book’s autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books.”

10.“So I’m going to be one of the biggest real estate developers of all time, what Howard Hughes was to airlines, and what Henry Ford was to cars, and just the relationships I have to architects…I’m tired of the McMansions. That s**t is wack. It’s trash bruh…Unless it’s Howard Backen. We’re going to develop cities.”