77 Best Funny Love Quotes For Husband

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1.Dear husband, you are one of the best things that have ever happened to me. Thank you for being you and everything. I love you so much.

2.I found a friend in you. You are my lover, my husband, and my best friend. I’m so lucky to have all of them in you. I love you so much.

3.I am so proud of you. To call you my husband is truly a blessing. I love you more with each passing day.

4.Loss for words? Give that person a hug. It’s worth a thousand and more. Plus, it’s free.

5.To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.

6.You made me realize what true happiness feels like. You always make sure to keep me happy. You simply are the best. I love you, dear husband.

7.I thank my lucky stars for blessing me with a husband like you. You are the man of my dreams, and I’m so in love with you.

8.Love is telling someone that his zipper is open or her wig looks too fake.

9.It is not love that makes a relationship complicated; it’s the people in it who do.

10.Dear husband, thank you for being my strength and never stopping to believe in me. I’m so blessed to have you in my life. I love you so much.

11.I wish you could see yourself from my eyes, then you could realize how perfect you are. You are literally the definition of perfection, my dear husband.

12.I’m so happy to be a part of your life. I know I can always count on you, and you’ll never leave my side. I love you, my husband.

13.You are my savior, my dear husband. You make sure nothing harms me. You are so kind to me, and your love is eternal. I love you for everything.

14.Every single moment that I spent being your wife, I realize how lucky I am. You are the best husband a girl can wish for. I love you so much, my dear husband.

15.Your charms never fail to amaze me. I am so impressed by all of your attributes. You are a kind, witty and smart human. I love you, my husband.

16.You made me fall in love with my insecurities. You always bring the best out of me. Thank you for everything, my dear husband.

17.If love is a blunder, then it means that the biggest fault in my life is loving you.

18.You add meaning to my life and yet, you subtract some cash from my wallet.

19.Love is like a tornado, picks you up off your feet and sometimes takes half your house.

20.I truly understood the meaning of love because of you. To be able to love you is one of my greatest achievements. I love you so much, my dear husband.

21.Whenever I have a bad day, I know I can hold you till all of my sadness goes away. You are my home. I love you so much.

22.I wish every girl out there gets a husband like you. You are the most supportive person anyone can wish for, and you simply are amazing.

23.According to Newton’s Law of love, love can neither be created nor destroyed. However, it can create a girlfriend who can destroy wallets.

24.You will always be my 11:11 and the name I write in my naughty list.

25.A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.

26.A person in love partly becomes a poet, a composer and the corniest person in the room.

27.I live for you. Everything I do is for you. I love doing things that make you happy. You are the reason for my life. I love you so much.

28.During my days, the teenagers talk about movies, music and love. Now, all the kids talk about are sex, relationship and heartbreak.

29.Stop waiting for your prince in a white horse. Go and find him. The poor bastard might be lost, stuck in an island or something.

30.You’ll know a person is in love when he can laugh like a fool by himself and keeps a goofy smile plastered on his face all day long.

31.They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

32.When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.

33.You are the reason for my happiness. You always take the sadness and pain away from me and bring the best in me. You are the best, my love.

34.I must say, I got very lucky because finding a gentleman like you who is not only the best husband but a great father is rare. I’m so grateful to have you in my life.

35.My heart is and always will be yours. My heart races every time I see you. I still get butterflies in my tummy seeing you. I’m so in love with you, my dear husband.

36.As long as I hold your hands, I can conquer anything in the world. Your support brings the best in me. You are my strength.

37.Thank you for making me aware of what love is and how being happily married feels. I’ll be forever grateful for your love, wisdom, and forgiveness.

38.Love is like a headache or a backache. It does not show in the MRI or X-ray, but you just know that it’s there.

39.Staying in love for more than 5 years is almost impossible. Staying in love with the same person for you’re the rest of your life is a miracle.

40.I wish there’s a traffic light to tell me when to stop, go and slow down when I took this road of falling in love.

41.I want to be your sweet good morning, your lovely good night and your most painful goodbye.

42.When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.

43.Without you, my life could be so incomplete. I can not imagine a life where you are not by my side. You mean everything to me.

44.It doesn’t matter what happens in the day as long as I get to end the day in your arms. You are my happy place. I love you so much.

45.To the man of my dream and the love of my life. Life with you is like a fairytale, and you treat me like a queen. I love you, my king.

46.I always knew that marrying you is going to be the best decision of my life, and I’m truly living the best days of my life. Thank you for everything, my dear husband.

47.My soul found its home the day I met you. The peace and love you bring to the table make my life harmonious. Thank you for being my lifeline and doing everything that you do.

48.The first thing I news in the morning is you, a forehead kiss, and lots of cuddles. You are the first thing I want before my coffee. I love you.

49.You are my hero. You care for me and always make sure that I’m safe. You protect me from the evil of the world and sometimes even from myself. I love you so much.

50.I know my cooking is not good, but every time I serve you food, you eat it like it’s the best thing you have ever had. You are so amazing. I love you.

51.Thank you for everything. Sharing my everyday life with you is such an adventure. Every day is full of love and laughter with you. You mean so much to me.

52.The burden of life can never weigh me down as I can always rely on your strong shoulder whenever I need support. I love you, darling.

53.I simply love you for who you are because you’re the best human being with the imperfections that I can bear and the flawlessness I adore.

54.Promise yourself not to be a woman who needs a man to live, but a woman a man needs.

55.I love you so much I’d fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu. But a care bear, I’d definitely fight a care bear for you.

56.You have stuck with me in all of my problems. You gave me hope and strength to overcome everything. Life is so much easy with you.

57.I fall in love a little more every day with you. Loving you is so easy, and you made my life so much better. I love you so much.

58.You are my paradise. You bring peace, love, and joy to my life. Without you, my life could have no meaning.

59.If I would let the floodgates open, your heart wouldn’t be able to carry the love my heart can pour in. I love you so much that you still can’t have an idea about it.

60.My mind works great wonder 365 days a year, 7 days a week and 24 hours a day until I met you.

61.You always make sure to wipe my tears and help me find reasons to be thankful for. You keep me strong no matter what. You are incredible. I Love You.

62.Marriage does not only require you to deal with expenses and the toilet seat, you also have to deal with feelings and the last resort, the lawyers.

63.You are the pain in my butt, the dent in my wallet and the scratches in my brand new car that I don’t mind.

64.I’m so glad to choose you as my life partner. Life could be the same boring with nothing magical if you weren’t a major part of it.

65.It doesn’t matter where I am in my life; I will always find my way back to you. You made me feel safe, and that is very rare in this cruel world.

66.It’s been a while since we got married, yet the moment you walk in the room, the cartwheels in my stomach run faster than ever and I realize I actually love you more than ever.

67.I want to be the reason when you look down on your phone, you’ll have this goofy smile in your face and jump up and down like a silly little girl, and then fall down a manhole.

68.In moments of nothingness, your touch makes me feel alive. In moments of despair, your presence makes life bearable. You’re the reason I can still live life like a little child. Love you.

69.I love how you show your love by doing little things like buying flowers or opening the doors for me or else stargazing with me. I love the way you love me.

70.I’m so grateful I married you because my chaotic life needed someone like you to bring balance to it. My agitated soul needed someone like you to make it feel at peace. Love you.

71.Girls cry their eyes out until they are dry, while boys drink their beers until their mugs are all dried up.

72.You’re the cheese on top of my spaghetti, the cream on top of my frappuccino and the cheesecake on my red velvet cake.

73.Don’t feel bad if you see your ex with someone else. Remember, our parents taught us to give the things we don’t need to the less fortunate.

74.I solemnly swear I am up to no good especially when I am all alone with you.

75.The journey of life with you is filled with romance, happiness, and joy. Every day is so magical with you. I’m living my dreams with you.

76.You’re far better than my imagination and checklist. Thank God, the universe didn’t pay attention to any of that and brought you instead into my life because you’re truly someone I was looking for unknowingly.

77.This is as close as I can get to describing it – a hot pancake with butter melting on top and a steaming cup of coffee as soon as I open my eyes. That’s how wonderful it is to wake up knowing you are mine and I am yours.