84 Smart Long Funny Paragraphs

Visit:2111   Updated: 2022/12/04

1.In this one little paragraph, you will get a big list of random superlative adjectives that describe you. Ready? Go.

2.The money goes to help Katrina victims, unlike any money actually being spent by the Bush administration.

3.I love you and I don’t care who knows it. But seriously, you’re hot! lol, jk.

4.I had a dream that we were together. You were so happy, and we were living in the woods without clothing.

5.I have never had a more exciting adventure, than the one I have shared with you. Each day with you brings new possibilities and endless thoughts.

6.The tape of my spot will surely have fewer gaffs than any ten minutes of Bush in front of a camera.

7.It was a lazy, hazy Sunday afternoon. We’d been hanging out doing nothing, just laying around messing around naked in the grass.

8.Humanity is just one giant family, and God blesses us all to only speak at most three languages.

9.I can finance the $2750 myself, with no help needed from Exxon, Philip Morris or the gun lobby.

10.I must say, the time I spent with you was one of the worst nights of my life. Because it came to an end.

11.People say that you only fall in love once. I don’t believe them. Every time I see you, I fall in love all over again!

12.I know you are going to thank your lucky stars that you have a girlfriend like me! I’m always there for you and will do anything to make you happy.

13.I can say whatever I want without worrying about offending those who claim to support me. I can contradict myself, change my mind, even insult myself.

14.If a man can live alone in the forest and still sleep with a clear conscience, I think it’s safe to say that he has class.

15.This is true, no matter how boring you think it might be. I LOVE YOU!!

16.You are the most interesting person I know. People love to be around you because of your positive energy. Your friends call you “Roy” because they say that you look like an Egyptian pharaoh.

17.They say that opposites attract, but with us, it isn’t so. We are quite similar in our thoughts and actions, and this only helps to strengthen my love for you.

18.I came, I saw and I gave you a big smile! You might be taller, musclier, smarter, and richer than most guys, but no man can ever take your place in my heart.

19.You can count on me because even if you stop loving me or stop showing me your love I’ll be there, loving you day after day and never leaving your side.

20.Sometimes you look into my eyes and I think you can read my mind. I know this is not possible and you probably think I am crazy, but no one knows me like you. That’s why I love you.

21.You are so tight that when you gave me your number, I had to take out a loan.

22.I just wanted to let you know that out of all the things I have done in my life nothing compares to you. You are the most wonderful, kind, and caring person I know.

23.I love you! I think about you every day and night. I know we are just friends, but that didn’t stop me from falling for you. You have the most beautiful eyes that have ever looked into mine.

24.Hi there. I’m a virgin. I was wondering if you would like to help me change that?

25.I love you so deeply, so tenderly and so passionately that words alone are not enough to express my feelings for you. You are my only true love and the most important person in my life.

26.You are a good man, one of the best I’ve ever met. I love you a lot and tonight I want to show you just how much. After dinner, we can snuggle near the fireplace and watch some sappy romance movies.

27.The sun rises in the east and sets in the west. There is as many fish in the sea as there are people in the world. Do not judge a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes.

28.I know this is random, but I find it incredibly sexy when you roll your sleeves up with a purpose. I love it, especially when it’s hot outside and you just get up and do it!

29.Some people are like Slinkies, they are really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

30.Just once I wish you would write me a love letter as long as this one. Because I could have used the extra page to explain that you’re not the father of my secret baby!

31.I want to let you know that today, tonight, tomorrow, and every day I love you. I can never express my deep love for you with just one thousand words but I will try my best.

32.We are spending our lives together and loving every minute of it. I am so happy to be with you. You make me laugh, you encourage me to never give up, and you help shape me into the woman that I am today.

33.All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. But Jack is my middle name, and I’m willing to do whatever it takes to keep me a bright spark in your life.

34.Reading fable books when I met you. I didn’t think we would ever be together. Don’t say you haven’t been warned by the big bad wolf!

35.You are the love of my life, the most amazing man I know. I wouldn’t trade our love for anything in the world. You bring me so much joy that I just can’t stop smiling. I love you more every day!

36.I swear, when I’m around you, my mind goes blank and I can’t think of a thing to say. And then you speak and it’s like a jolt of electricity runs through me. Love makes me do crazy things!

37.I’ve been watching you and I think it’s kind of cute how you are sometimes so oblivious to the world around you. Have a good day baby!!!

38.The time we spend together always reminds me that you are very special… and I don’t just say that because you’re reading this. You’re a nice guy. Let’s be friends.

39.My love for you is a journey that begins forever and ends at never. You are my world, my life, my only reason for living. I look forward to spending the rest of my life with you.

40.What would I do without you? Walking around like a zombie without a purpose. Raise your head, kiss me and I will heal your pain. Wake up and smell my love, drink coffee and be happy with our nature.

41.I wish I could explain to you how amazing you make me feel. From the moment we meet I felt butterflies in my stomach, but they have grown into something so huge now.

42.My dear, where do I start? You know what they say…. ‘The three things you can never hide are; age, height, and weight.’ I guess that means my love for you is written tall on my heart and deep in my soul.

43.You always make me laugh. I love it when you put the toilet seat up and scrunch your face when you hear other people fart. It makes me crack up laughing!

44.Well sometimes I wonder if things were different would you still be the man I fell in love with; smart, handsome, with a face that made me melt and eyes that made me swoon.

45.You are quite funny indeed! I find myself laughing at your comments, even when they aren’t jokes. You can be such a child at times, it’s cute. It also makes you adorable in my eyes.

46.I love spending time with you. You always have the best ideas. I have never laughed so much or been treated so well. Your eyes light up my world and your smile makes my heart beat faster.

47.You’re my lover, my best friend, and more, you make me laugh even when I wanted to cry… Without you, I am nothing so bear this in mind and love me till the end of time. Happy Birthday, sweetheart!

48.You are the only person who makes me feel whole. You are my best friend and soul mate, there is no one who makes me happier than you. I love you with all my heart and am so glad to have you in my life.

49.My love for you is like a Winnie the pooh bear. Piglet said, “Why do you love me so much?” Winnie the pooh replied, ” Where would my nose be if I didn’t have you?”.

50.I’m not perfect, but I try. I screw up a lot, but you stick around. I have lost my way sometimes, but you still come back. To me, it doesn’t matter because by now you are stuck with me.

51.I think I am in love with you! You are so attractive, funny, and sweet, I just can’t stop thinking about you. You make my life full of joy and happiness, you are everything I could ever ask for in a guy.

52.There is nobody like you, nobody I admire or respect more, and nobody who tempts me as much or makes me want to be better. You’re the center of my world and it’s a world I love to live in.

53.You are the most incredible man I have ever met! You are the love of my life and my best friend. I love you with my whole heart and soul. I couldn’t be more glad to call you mine!

54.My love for you is like a force, it has a light and a dark side. I love the light side of the force because it guides me to the path of love. True love is what drives me to be a better person.

55.I’m joking I love you. I do! I’m just super cool and don’t let things like that slip out. Thank god I wrote it down on this card or else I’d never remember to tell you again. Oh wait, I just did.

56.I love you. You’re my dream man, the man of my dreams. I want to marry you, have a dozen kids, and grow old with you. I’ll never leave you for a younger man. I’m not that kind of girl.

57.Sometimes I think about how you will never be able to read this note, and the thought makes me laugh. The idea that you will never know just how much I love you is both heart-wrenching and hilarious.

58.It’s been a long, long time Since I first set my eyes on you. The way that we connect Is like nothing I’ve ever seen. There’s nobody else in the world So special, so beautiful like you, No one that can compare or compete.

59.Love is touching souls and hearts without meeting halfway. True love knows no boundaries, crushes all the reasons, defies all odds, and aims at eternity! Love needs to be nurtured, protected, respected, and loved in return!!

60.I love you but sometimes I don’t like you, a lot. It’s my role in life to make sure you don’t take yourself too seriously. You’re perfect for me in so many ways, especially when you’re being fussy. And besides all your flaws, I love who you are.

61.Life without you would be meaningless. I would like to be a turtle because then I could pull my head inside my shell when I feel like the building is coming down. You are my home and my key to the future.

62.I love you more than I ever have and probably ever will. All this time I have been working on us to make them the perfect couple and I think we did it. We’re not a perfect couple but that’s what makes us just right.

63.I thought about our relationship and I realized that you’re a lot like Batman. You swoop in to save me every time I’m distracted by my problems, then you somehow completely solve them and make me look amazing.

64.I love the way you make me laugh and sometimes cry, the way you are always there for me no matter what, the way I can be myself around you, I love the way you put your life on hold just to hang out with me.

65.I want to tell you that I love you every day. I want to tell you that I think you are beautiful and strong and kind, but at times it gets lost among the noise of our other distractions or responsibilities.

66.I remember the day we met like it was yesterday, you were in so much pain, but I took all your hurt away. I hold your heart in my hands, never letting go. All my love is yours and only yours, to the moon and back!

67.Everybody needs a positive perspective! It’s the best way to survive any situation. And you are smart because you know that good things come from a positive perspective. So why wouldn’t you want to make yourself smile?

68.Christina. A flower, a star.An angel in disguise! A dream…a vision..my fantasy. ! You are a creation of God, who has been sent to me as an answer to my prayers. A beautiful being that I have no words to describe.

69.I want to come over there and kiss you. I want to get lost in your eyes and feel your touch. It’s been too long, how about you take a moment for us? I just realized I missed you more than yesterday. Time has gone by fast!

70.I’ll always play with your hair! Don’t worry, I’m just kidding. And, I love your giggle. It sounds like a cough drop, I mean.. totally sweet! I can fall asleep in your arms every night and awake to feel your face against mine.

71.You’re the one guy I want to let into my heart. You pry it open with your adorable smile, charming talks, and eyes that can melt every woman in a mile radius. I feel more comfortable around you than I do anyone else.

72.You are the funniest person I know. I love cracking up with you! Thank God we met and became friends. The rumors that you tell can be so disturbing and it’s bad, but at least I know I can count on you to keep a secret.

73.As I think back to the day we got together and all of the wonderful times we have had, I can’t help but smile. Since the day we met, you’ve become my best friend. You are a person I can trust and someone I love very much.

74.5 million visitors, including 300,000 from other countries, came to NYC specifically to see The Gates. Hotel occupancy was up more than 10% and some restaurants near the park reported double their normal business.

75.I love you in the same way you choose your favorite shirt. I love you every time that text message comes across my screen. I love each time I tell someone about your incredible talents and accomplishments.

76.I see myself in you. You are my missing half, my ying to your yang, my spout to your plug. You make me whole, you give me balance. I love you for everything you are and all that you can be. Thinking of you brightens even the darkest days.

77.I will never forget the day I bumped into you. I’ve realized that love, at first sight, is a real thing. Every time I see your smile and your flashy eyes, I notice all of these feelings bubbling up inside, creating a warm blanket all over my body.

78.You’re my best friend and the love of my life. I try every day to show you how much you mean to me, but sometimes the simplest way just says it best. I love you more than anything in this world and I will always be by your side.

79.I’m not your average girl and you’re not my average guy. I adore you for all the quirks in your personality that make you stand out from every other man on earth. I love you so much it hurts, but in a wonderful kind of way!

80.Let me tell you the number of ways I love you: Thousands, hundreds, eleven. I will never love anyone the way I love you, and that’s a promise. I miss you every second we’re apart and think about you every minute when we’re together.

81.hey, I wanted to say, I love you soo much and I have never loved a person like you. when I’m with you my day becomes better and happier. you are the only one who knows how to make me laugh and smile. I love your warm heart and sweet smile.

82.Good morning! Oh, wait… it’s the afternoon… Damn it. Anyway, I wanted to let you know that I still love you so much, and I’m so glad that finally found my way into your arms. The last couple of months has been great.

83.I am so addicted to you! Your kiss is addictive, your smell is addictive. You’re addicting! I think of you all the time, everything is better with you by my side. I can’t imagine life without you and I don’t want to. You complete me.

84.I’m not a bit tiffany blue, but that’s what makes my world go round. I look into your eyes and see fireworks and stars in the sky. I lovingly stare, and kiss you softly, for reading this all the way through.