58 Best Humorous Birthday Wishes

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1.I wish you would always have a birthday every year; it is so much fun. Happy Bday!

2.God has truly blessed our family with you, Grandma. I hope all your birthday wishes come true!

3.This just woke up look seems to become permanent to us at this age. Best birthday!

4.Let me be the first to wish you a Happy Birthday… and point out that you are older than dirt.

5.Let me be the first to wish you a Happy Birthday… and point out that you are older than dirt.

6.Looking for just the right Happy 90th birthday message for Mom? She'll love one of these sweet quotes!

7.Dear Dad, It's like you just turned 18. 72 years ago, that is. Happy 90th birthday!

8.Many good people still live in this world, and one of them is wishing you a happy birthday!

9.Many famous people are born today, but I guess you just aren’t one of them. Best birthday!

10.Here’s to another year of adventures, ageing, wrinkles, losing your memory… um, yeah. Have a good Birthday!

11.Happy 20th birthday, [son or daughter]! I'm so proud of you. I can't wait to see what you do next.

12.Happy Birthday brother-in-law! We are so lucky to have you be a part of this family.

13.Happy Birthday! There may be a few more wrinkles in your birthday suit, but you're still looking good!

14.Happy 20th birthday. Don't you think that you make 20 look so cool? Neither do I.

15.Happy 20th birthday to the most important [man or woman] in my life! Darling, I love you.

16.Happy Birthday! There may be a few more wrinkles in your birthday suit, but you're still looking good!

17.Thanks for reminding me that I’m not as old as you. Happy Birthday you old fart!

18.I know it is your special day, but research shows that too many birthdays could kill you.

19.I know you will live up to many more years because only the good die young. Best birthday, badass!

20.This relic from World War I made me think of you on your birthday. Happy Bday to you!

21.I wish I could tell you how old I really am… but I don’t know exactly! Happy birthday, friend.

22.Happy birthday to my dope Grandma, who is staying fly and rad at 65 – I love you!

23.You laugh so hard you both cried, so he kissed you and made it better, happy birthday.

24.I hope your birthday is everything you’ve been wishing for, from the bottom of my heart. Happy Birthday!

25.♪♫We Wish You a Merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year. Happy birthday to you!

26.This funny birthday poem centers on the fact that many people drink too much at parties.

27.It's your birthday! This is a big one. Then again, at your age, every birthday is a big one!

28.Happy Birthday to a guy who's witty, manly, handsome… and reminds me a lot of myself!

29.I was going to send you a big wad of cash for your birthday, but then I realized that just knowing me was enough of a gift.

30.Happy 20th birthday! Congrats! You survived the teens. Now it's time to thrive in your 20s.

31.Did you know that turning 20 makes men act their age? Yeah, 10 years old. Happy 20th birthday.

32.Happy 20th birthday to you, my beautiful [son or daughter]. This day is all about you!

33.Happy 20th birthday, my darling, my love. You are the only true love of my life.

34.It's your birthday! This is a big one. Then again, at your age, every birthday is a big one!

35.Happy Birthday to a guy who's witty, manly, handsome… and reminds me a lot of myself!

36.I was going to send you a big wad of cash for your birthday, but then I realized that just knowing me was enough of a gift.

37.Don’t worry about getting older. You can still go for facelifts to wipe out the wrinkles. Happy birthday!

38.From now on, you can enjoy all your senior citizen discounts, just like me. Happy 50th birthday and best wishes to you!

39.Here are a few easy ways in which you can personalize your brother in law’s birthday card.

40.Thank you for being my heart's first home. I wish you the most amazing 90th birthday ever!

41.You've brought so much joy and happiness to my life. I love you, Grandpa – Happy 90th birthday!

42.Is it just the candles on your cake, or is it really getting all hot here? Wonderful birthday!

43.You seem not to have all the signs of ageing since they say that wisdom comes with age. Best birthday!

44.I know you are getting old, and you would choose not to be reminded of it. Happy birthday!

45.Be glad that your skin is still as taut as it should have been years ago. Wonderful birthday!

46.Don’t worry about your age now, think how much it will be after ten years. Wonderful birthday!

47.Happiness is sharing a great bottle of wine with an old friend, or two. Happy birthday!

48.It’s good to be 65 and as true as it is, I’m as young as the day I was born.

49.I tend to avoid my own birthdays. I don’t usually have time for a party, and you only turn once.

50.HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GRANDPA. Do you know why there’s no age limit on learning? Cause old dogs can learn new tricks!

51.Hope your 65th birthday is filled with sunshine and lots of laughter. Happy birthday You Old Dog, you!

52.Wishing a very #SquadGoals 65th birthday to the one and only Queen 👑… She didn’t get here by accident.

53.Turning 65. Yes, you can say with pride, it’s taken this long to become this cool!

54.I hope you’re ready for this jelly because your party is about to be lit. Happy birthday.

55.Hope you take plenty of pictures on your birthday. Just don't forget to delete the incriminating ones!

56.Happy 20th birthday to you, my darling [son or daughter]. You only deserve the best of days.

57.Happy 20th birthday, my wonderful [son or daughter]. You make me so proud. But I know the best is yet to come.

58.Happy 20th birthday to the world's [handsomest man or prettiest woman]. I'm the luckiest person in the world.