1.“No, I am not single. I am in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the future.”
2.“I promise I’ll never be a high maintenance girlfriend as long as you promisenever to be a dud of a boyfriend.”
3.I may look like a potato now, but one day I’ll turn into fries and you’ll want me then.
4.I don’t know the reason, but when you do embarrassing stuff, I find you strangely attractive.
5.I like having you around because my weirdness doesn’t look so weird when you’re doing it too.
6.I don’t think you’re clumsy. The floor and the walls are just really friendly to you.
7.I Don’t Know Why, But When You Do Embarrassing Things, I Find It Strangely Attractive.
8.“I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.”
9.“I promise to love you, respect you, support you, and above all else, make sure I’m not just yelling at you because I’m hungry.”
10.“I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.”
11.Sometimes I look at you and think… Damn, you are a very lucky man to have me.
12.You may not be perfect, but your weirdness matches with mine, and that’s close enough.
13.You may not be ridiculously good-looking, but you’re pretty damn close. As in super close!
14.You’re so handsome I would definitely steal your photos, make a fake account, and impress people online.
15.You add meaning to my life and yet, you decrease some intelligence from my mind.
16.Sometimes, when a brilliant idea pops into my mind, I run it by you to make sure it’s not super stupid, which is often the right thing to do.
17.I accomplished nothing today—not a single productive thing! But, I thought of you. So yeah, today was good.
18.I get separation anxiety whenever you’re away. So, I’d be a lot happier if you just never left.
19.I would love to spend every minute of every day with you, but some days I actually have to get stuff done.
20.I Accomplished Nothing Today. Not A Single Productive Thing. But I Thought Of You, So, Yeah, Today Was Good.
21.You stole my heart so I’m planning revenge… I am going to take your last name.
22.I’m feeling a little adventurous… Maybe later we can take that feeling to the bedroom?
23.“Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday, yesterday you were pretty annoying.”
24.“You stole my heart so I’m planning revenge… I am going to take your last name.”
25.“Our relationship issimple. You do what I say, and I say what you have to do.”
26.I honestly think you can do anything you pour your mind into. But, I also know what kind of thoughts you have, so maybe hold off on that for now?
27.“People may scoff and say I can do better, but no one is better than you.”
28.Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh I put up with you. So we’re even.
29.You’re such a darling that if I suddenly turned into a psycho-maniac murderer, I’d kill you last.
30.“He is my joy, my piece, and handbag because I love holding his hand wherever we go. I can’t risk the chance of making those smart boyfriend snatchers to snatch my one and only handbag away.”
31.“Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh I put up with you too. So we’re even.”
32.“When it comes to our relationship, I want you to be stress-free all the time. Just keep calm and do as I say.”
33.You know what? I just don’t know what’s it about you! You’re so irritating yet likeable at the same time!
34.If you were a dog, you’d either be the leader of the pack or the laziest one in the world. Sometimes, I just can’t tell with you.
35.It sucks that you don’t see what I see in you. Because if you did, you’d just stare and keep smiling.
36.My mind works great wonder 365 days a year, 7 days a week and 24 hours a day until I met you.
37.I had a dream that I still loved you. I think I woke up screaming.
38.You’re like that one sock that disappears out of the blue. I don’t know what I did to lose you, but I want you back.
39.If cartoon bluebirds were real, a couple of them would be sitting on your shoulders, singing right now.
40.I Pretty Feel Comfortable Only When I’m Around You. You’re Like The Sweatpants Of My Life.
41.“I promise, I’ll never ever ask you to give me money. Except, when I go shopping.”
42.“I love you like how potbellied policemen are obsessed with donuts and how chubby kids love ice cream.”
43.“Our relationship is based on twosimple rules. Number one, you do everything I say. Numbertwo, never forget number one.”
44.“My love for you is like a fart that can’t be contained. Bursting out aloud in all its glory and fragrance.”
45.If someone based an internet meme on you, it would probably be used to make people laugh heartily.
46.Do you know what I’m thankful for? The existence of chocolate. And also, the fact that I met you.
47.I’m so lucky that you’re not a drug. If you were, I would turn into an unreasonable addict, and then I’d have to go for rehab.
48.You make me do things that I don’t like to do. Like fall in love with you when I’m not ready to.
49.I can’t take my eyes off of you. Unless you notice me, then I’ll quickly look away and act like it never happened.
50.You have a unique set of skills that can somehow turn any situation into an awkward one.
51.“Never, ever forget that an angry girlfriend is a car without gas. You’ll keep paying the loan payments and it’ll take up space in your garage, but it ain’t going nowhere.”
52.If love is a blunder, then it means that the biggest fault in my life is loving you.
53.We all have those days where it’s like, “Yeah, I’m not getting anything done today.” And on those days, I know I can trust you to join me in accomplishing nothing.
54.“If we were the last two people left on earth, I would have no problem repopulating it with you—quickly.”
55.“Please baby, I am scared and want you to come back home quickly so you can kill this cockroach for me. I can’t stay in the room until you are backbaby. You know I love you with all my heart!”
56.“Grow old with me. Let’s count each other’s wrinkles as the years pass by. Let’s see who losses all of the teeth and who will need the help of the walking stick first.”
57.“I love you so much I’dfight abear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because theyknow Kung Fu… But a care bear, I’d definitely fight a care bear for you.”
58.“I know why you work out every day. You want to look as hot as me, don’t you?”
59.“I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.”
60.Sometimes When I Have A Really, Really Good Idea, I Like To Run It By You To Make Sure It’s Not Super Stupid. Which Is Often The Right Thing To Do.
61.“I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.”
62.“The first day I met you my heart almost jumped out of my body. I must confess that my temperature jumped from 6o degrees to 360 degrees. My Doctor was scared thinking that I am already a living dead until diagnosed me and found out your presence caused this to me!”
63.“If you want me to believe that you are truly in love with me, then buy me a private jet, go to the world bank and steal for me, slap the President for me to prove how much I mean to you-then I will be satisfied that truly you love me.”
64.“The only way you can make me fall deeper in love with you is to buy an iPhone for me or give me or if you can hold me like phone and talk to me but remember, if you press the wrong button you will be disconnected. I love you!”