1.Frequently, we look at the English language and wonder if it’s all a cruel joke.
2.Commas can be a matter of life or death and here is the proof. Remember this the next time you are lost at sea.
3.Listen, we love to rock as much as everyone else, but you have to admit that Pink Floyd is confusing the message a bit with this one.
4.Sing it with us: “I believe the children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way…” into the safety of a pressurized air cabin. Listen to the babies, folks.
5.Fact: When autocorrect sabotages our texts, we correct them faster than the time it takes to split atoms. Thanks for nothing, autocorrect.
6.Brilliant plan, everyone! Print this out and tape it to your computer because it’s how you’ll save lives one day.
7.We also never say “anigloo” or “thetime”, so why this one article so often gets glued to this one noun is just weird. Make it stop!
8.English is quite difficult to learn, and this is one of the reasons why. Don’t get us started on the list of exceptions to the “I before E except after C” rule.
9.Can we all agree to literally teach all kids to stop saying “literally”? Can we literally phase “literally” out of pop culture? We’re literally begging.
10.Actually, the only person who was ever allowed to write like this was Prince. Are you Prince? No? Then use your words.