23 Smart Funny School Sayings And Quotes

Visit:2070   Updated: 2022/12/08

1.I don’t hate school, I just hate teachers, the homework, the exams, and waking up early in the morning.

2.If the teacher asks “Can I help you?” start crying and say “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”

3.My teacher always asks for not to waste time and then she gave 30 minutes of speech on how not to waste time.

4.Tell the teacher you don’t need to do any homework because you’re going to be sick tomorrow.

5.When the teacher said “Don’t forget to bring clothes for Gym,” I thought “Who is Jim and why doesn’t he bring his own clothes?”

6.I study, I take the test, I passed them and I forget what I learned.

7.It was quite funny when the teacher separates you from your friend and make you sit on a different bench, But you came back to the same bench after the lecture.

8.It’s funny when the teacher asked why you are laughing, you only got five marks. I was laughing because I wasn’t sure how I got even 5 marks.

9.I got good marks in maths but my father still complaints about the other student not getting the good marks.

10.Stand up and act outraged when the teacher gives homework. Get someone to pretend to be your lawyer and bring them to school the next day, and threaten to sue the teacher.

11.Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?

12.Bullying our friends and teasing them with their nickname, like one of the best memory which everyone had in their childhood.

13.In grammar class, the teacher asks her student: When you sing you say ‘I sing’ and what do you say when your brother is singing? I say ‘shut up you’re a terrible singer’.

14.When the teacher asks a question, get everyone to put their hands up, and make sure when people get picked that they must say “I forgot what I was gonna say”.

15.Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

16.When your teacher has finished explaining a really long chapter or something, put up your hand, and say “I’m sorry, can you repeat everything you just said? I wasn’t paying attention”

17.The most difficult thing in the world, while the teacher is giving a serious lecture, controlling laugh with the best friend.

18.Tell everyone in a creepy voice “You will die in 7 days”. Then act perfectly normal again.

19.During a test, raise your hand and point at someone on the other end of the room, as far away from you as possible. Insist that that person is using mindreading abilities to cheat off your test.

20.I ask to go to the bathroom. But, if the teacher says you can’t go, say “Fine, I guess I have no choice then.” then make weird faces like you’re busy crapping your pants on your desk.

21.I love it when everyone raises their hands and asks to go to the bathroom at the exact same time. And they do this every single time the teacher asks the class a question where he/she wants them to raise their hands.

22.As soon as the teacher starts talking, look at them really concerned, as if they just said something that’s really forbidden to talk about or something. Look like you’re shocked and appalled for the rest of the lesson.

23.I love it when we bring some cake to class, and just start eating it randomly in the middle of class. When the teacher tells us to stop, we stop eating and put it away. 2 minutes later, we take it out again and just carry on eating.