95 + Funny Birthday Wishes

Visit:4193   Updated: 2022/12/08

1.You are so old that there is a bonfire on your cake. But happy birthday!

2.You are not only a friend, you are my idol. Happy birthday my dear friend.

3.Happy Birthday to you! I wish you get everything in life as easy as you got fat.

4.Start counting the cavities in your mouth, rather than the candles on your cake. Happy Birthday!

5.Happy birthday man, and if someone calls you old, whack him with your walking stick.

6.Did you know you make the best pasta in the world? Hint: pasta brunch for your birthday party!

7.Don’t they say love is all you need? So I didn’t get a present but double the love. Happy birthday.

8.Here’s wishing you a hundred wall posts and tweets from people you never talk to! Happy Birthday!

9.Living as an old man is better than not living at all right? Happy birthday!

10.Happy Birthday best friend. Now let’s go to the corner and bitch about people who didn’t wish you today.

11.Shot out to my best friend…Happy birthday, fam! This was last year at Northern Nights. Good times.

12.Another birthday comes by with more candles on your cake and less hairs on your head!

13.Happy birthday dude. Enjoy another 365 days of an all-expense paid trip around the sun.

14.May you get everything that you wish for, and your wife knows nothing about it too! Happy Birthday!

15.I thank you God for my Dear mummy she has Been there for me Happy birthday beloved Show some love friends.

16.I hope you enjoy your birthday just like when you were born in this world. Without clothes.

17.Take two pieces of cake, one in each hand and you’ll be on a balanced diet.

18.Good luck getting a cake big enough to fit all those candles! Happy birthday buddy.

19.Happy Birthday, son! Your existence taught me the valuable lesson of protection of one’s assets.

20.Sunday’s game was such a blast!!! 15-0 #warriorsbeatthebulls. Happy Birthday (your friend’s name here). Great Game w/ Great Friends.

21.Happy birthday buddy. Don’t you worry about getting so old. That was something that happened years ago.

22.I’m just glad that we could become as close friends as you inviting me to your birthday party!

23.Happy birthday! You’re not old obviously. But if you were my cereal I’d check the expiration date before consuming it.

24.I’m making a very special birthday wish to the most amazing friend and an incredible wonderful sister. Happy Birthday, dear.

25.I want to wish this beautiful lady a Happy Birthday my best friend love you… on our way to Michigan to visit my Dad.

26.Wishing the most beautiful and intelligent person I know a great day. That’s me. And to you a very happy birthday.

27.Birthdays: The one time in the year when you have your name on something you didn’t buy yourself. Happy Birthday!

28.I wanted to post the longest fanciest birthday message on Facebook for you today, but I had typers block.

29.My heart is flooded with love joy to all of my wonderful friends for making my 40th Birthday the best EVER! I love you all!

30.Happy Birthday to my dear friend. I hope you have a day as sarcastic & inappropriate as you!

31.A very thoughtful early birthday gift from a very thoughtful dear friend. I am very excited.

32.Happy birthday gal, I am political enough to remember your birth date but to forget your age.

33.So, if you could just get the cake, food and the booze, I can get rest of the party home. Happy birthday, bestie!

34.Family and friends. As u all know it is almost my birthday. So I’m forced to take gifts this year!! Il so serious.

35.Forget the past, forget the future and please forget the present too as I did forget to get you one. But happy birthday, dear.

36.Your birthday gives me one more chance to gift you stuff that I need. Happy Birthday dear brother!

37.Nobody really cares about clapping and singing the happy birthday song, what everyone really has their eyes on, is the cake.

38.It is just a package deal! You get older and wiser. Nope, you can’t have just the latter! It doesn’t work that way. Happy Birthday!

39.We had a blast last night at A’s game Star wars night fireworks celebrating my best friend’s birthday with the family.

40.So where do you plan to spend your birthday at? The dentist’s place or at the chiropractor’s? Happy Birthday, dear!

41.Let’s face it; this is probably the only day in the year you look fine. Many more to come.

42.Everyone should buy two cakes on their birthdays as one can be smeared over the face with absolutely no regrets.

43.Happy Birthday! No, I did not forget. And it’s not that late. Technically, it still is your birthday in America.

44.Happy Birthday to my mini-me, a partner in crime, and most importantly my best friend. Love you! I can’t believe your turning 25.

45.Happy Happy Birthday to My Bully I mean My Bossy Friend Hope you enjoy your day to the fullest you deserve it Cha cha-cha.

46.Wishing you the happiest of birthdays. May you have the energy and excitement of a 2-year-old but not the amount of their teeth.

47.I might not remember where I placed the car keys at our age, but I surely remember your birthday! Have a great birthday.

48.Happy ‘sitting on your Facebook and typing a thousand thanks to people you don’t know’ day!

49.Do you know why older people wear a cardigan with everything? Don’t worry you’re one year close to finding out. Happy birthday you old birdie.

50.Happiness is like uprooting of your nail, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the pain. Just like what you’ll feel today. Happy birthday!

51.I was going to give you something awesome for your birthday, but they wouldn’t let me courier myself to you. Hence, Happy Birthday!

52.Wearing a tiara over your head and giving everyone birthday caps won’t be making you any younger.

53.I never understood the point of taking a photo when there’s cream stuck in hair; icing slathered all over the face cause that’s when you’re looking the ugliest. Birthday wishes!

54.The worst thing about your birthday is that everybody knows we grew up together and it reveals my age too. But still, happy birthday to my all-time bestie.

55.Happy 18th! Here’s to all the legal activities you will indulge in now and still be judged!

56.I took my day off from the office today, so you and I can have a nice chat over your retirement plans.

57.Blowing out those candles and wishing to get rich over night? Keep blowing! Cause that shit doesn’t work.

58.I wanted to give you a dog for your birthday, but then my mom said you’re way too clumsy to be handling a dog. Until next, happy birthday!

59.Happy birthday to an amazing friend! Here’s to wishing you the happiest, healthiest birthday today and always! I love you and can’t wait to celebrate with you!

60.Once in many years, people with great passion and brilliance are born into this world who aims at the greater things in life. And today one of them would like to wish you a very happy birthday.

61.This birthday party won’t even be happening if your parents knew your actual marks. So get me the biggest piece of cake, half your gifts, and some money, please.

62.I know it’s your birthday, but today is special for me too. It was 3 years ago today that I got a new best friend and an amazing brother. Happy Birthday!

63.I got you a stress ball as your present. With all the tension of growing old you know.

64.Time and tide wait for none, but the time can stand still for a woman of your age.

65.Happy Birthday to my amazing best friend you are my rock and I am so blessed to have you in my life. I love you more than brownies. Enjoy your Jordan year because baby you deserve it.

66.I wish almighty embraces you with luck to follow up those dreams and also a bucket of water to wake you up from them.

67.With this another year of passing, I hope you start acting your age and not your shoe size.

68.If you really want to look young and thin and pretty on your birthday call everyone’s grand moms and grand dads and play chess and poker.

69.Candles on the cake don’t determine your age. So save the wax, and bake more cake.

70.I got you a killer gift offering a facial which you can avail when your cake comes out.

71.As the day ends I have to be the last to say, “Happy Birthday to my love! You’ve been a great support, friend, advisor, and lover! May God bless you with many more years to come! I love you so much!

72.Happy Birthday To a beautiful young lady mother and friend, fam bam keep doing you girl Happy Happy Birthday, enjoy your whole great day.

73.I’ve been your best friend through thick and thin… and it’s only fair that I get to kick you the most.

74.If white is not your favorite hair color, you might have some problems with the increasing age.

75.In case you feel lonely, neglected, unloved or simply forgotten, they say you should just take a loan and miss a few payments. Or better, just change your birthday to tomorrow on Facebook!

76.I’ve never heard of Superheroes wanting any gifts, but I have heard that they throw the greatest parties.

77.Here’s to another year of endless fights, prank games, sneaking out of homes and keeping each other almost sane. Have a good one bud.

78.Happy birthday to my best friend, my brother! I love you to the ends of the earth and back! May all your days keep you smiling and laughing as hard as we did together that day at the fair.

79.Blow out the goddamn candles and give us the cake! Global warming is increasing way too fast.

80.Today I have gathered the courage to stand in front of you, look into your eyes, hold your hand and tell you… that I am only here for the cake.

81.Don’t trouble your lovely mother to host a grand party at home. Just get us drunk, and we all go home happy!

82.celebrate with love my man. More information and more money into your bank account my dear friend flex well one love never the less my Man HBD?

83.I know this is early, but since I haven’t gotten an invitation, I thought of letting you know that none of us are planning any surprise party.

84.HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SISTER !! You are such an amazing sister, friend, daughter and so much more thank you for always making our fun!!! Hope you had an awesome birthday I love you sister here’s to much much much more!

85.May this birthday be truly special for you and may all the blessings of the day and of the years to come to be yours. You are a wonderful man, a brother who deserves only the best. Happy Birthday, friend.

86.HAPPY BIRTHDAY to mum, you are not just my mum but a good, best, and special friend whom I share a birthday with. a friend who is always by my side and who loves me countless. I love you mummy and wishing a very Happy Birthday to you and me.

87.While you all were outside looking up at a cloudy eclipse and taking subpar photos with your measly powered cell phones… I was busy coming up with a VERY ORIGINAL AND real IDEA for my friend’s birthday Jake Fake. Happy birthday!

88.Why is it called a birthday? It’s not like you were being born throughout the day. I mean, your mom could have been in labor for a long time, but that doesn’t count as your birthday right. They could have named it Labour day and celebrated it. Oh, but that would have been confusing. Not like most people know what Labour Day is about. Oh, what was I talking about? Happy Birthday!

89.On this day God has blessed me a friend and sister .god can you please bless her with success in everything she does. I mean friend don’t let anything stand in your way of happiness. Happy born day friend may these days be the greatest day love you lots, my friend.

90.Happy 20th birthday to my best friend! Thank you for always being a true friend to me after all these years and helping me get through one of the roughest times of my life! I hope today is filled with vodka relaxation and spoiling from your family! I would say let’s hit the pub, foxes, or pagans for old-time sake but they’re all closed down because of us. Love you girl.

91.“it’s something about a woman that overcomes things that are meant to destroy her”…I just wanna wish you a happy 21st birthday best friend. I love you and I’m so thankful to God put you in my life to call you my best friend “we don’t argue about these niggas we just talk about how we were gone eat” love you so much happy birthday.

92.Sending A Hugeeeee Happy Birthday To One Of My Best, Closest, Realist Friends, You Are the craziest, funniest, honest, humblest people I know .. since we were 18 it’s always been nothing but love, good times, loyalty .. the only friend that’s INDECISIVE asf she will ask you all day “What do you think about .. ” “You think I should … ” I love you Kiki and I’m wishing you so much more.

93.Happy Birthday & Much Love from your friends. You, my friend, are a true inspiration to the Music World and your humbleness and style are a breath of fresh air in a clouded industry! A mentor to the masses, a “Positive Force” to the fans, followers, and all of whom you touch worldwide! Happy Birthday.

94.Happy birthday to my friend. More birthdays to come to both of you. have good health & more blessing to come to both of you. enjoy your great day & live a long life. May God bless you always. mwah..mwah..mwah.

95.Happy 18th birthday to my baby girl!!  My best friend my other half! I can’t believe your 18, I’m so proud of all the things you have achieved already and I can’t wait to see what’s in store for you. It’s crazy how we used to hate each other and now we are inseparable.