1.Thanks for reminding me that I’m not as old as you. Happy Birthday you old fart!
2.Every single birthday of yours is a reminder for me that I’m not the oldest person here! Happy 50th, cheers!
3.Happy 50th Birthday! You may be showing your age, but at least you're not acting it!
4.I hope you already saved enough money for retirement. It's time to count them all. Happy 50th birthday!
5.Wishing you many happy returns on your 50th birthday. I hope it is filled with all of your favourite things.
6.I hope to celebrate your 50th birthday for many more years to come. Here’s a happy birthday from me for year one!
7.Today is the day you can pretend to be young even though you’re not. Happy 50th birthday, my love.
8.You are halfway to a hundred but that doesn’t guarantee you will live that long. Happy 50th birthday.
9.It's just about gaining few more grey hairs than me, nothing else to be worried about. Happy 50th birthday!
10.Happy 50th Birthday! You don't look even close to 50, and that's a really, really annoying thing about you.
11.Happy 50th birthday! You've earned the right to truly appreciate the finer things that life has to offer.
12.“You are turning 50. That means you can no longer wear speedos while relaxing on the beach. Still, happy birthday!
13.Today you have achieved a milestone. A 50-year older woman 50th birthday to my favorite old and not so wise lady!
14.Forget age. If you can still manage to blow out your birthday candles, everything is dandy! Happy 50th birthday!
15.Everything good comes to those who turn 50. Good food. Good wine. Good friends. Good love. Happy 50th birthday!
16.Happy Birthday to a guy who's witty, manly, handsome… and reminds me a lot of myself!
17.It's your birthday! Turn up the sass, fill up your glass, and go kick some ass!
18.Happy birthday to someone who's been fabulous at every age and is now more fabulous than ever at 50.
19.Let me be the first to wish you a Happy Birthday… and point out that you are older than dirt.
20.What a wonderful world to have such precious souls as yours within it. Happy 50th birthday.
21.Your 50th birthday is where you can finally look back on turning 40 and wonder what the fuss was all about.
22.It's your birthday! This is a big one. Then again, at your age, every birthday is a big one!
23.Hope you take plenty of pictures on your birthday. Just don't forget to delete the incriminating ones!
24.Happy Birthday! Don't worry – I would never make fun of your age. You might hit me with your walking cane!
25.Don’t worry about getting older. You can still go for facelifts to wipe out the wrinkles. Happy birthday!
26.Don’t ever let dad say you are getting old. You’re still as youthful and gorgeous as you were in your thirties. Happy 50th birthday, mom!
27.The world is so much more beautiful to have had you in it for fifty years.
28.Happy Birthday! There may be a few more wrinkles in your birthday suit, but you're still looking good!
29.I didn't get you a gift or a card, but please accept this half-assed Happy Birthday wish sent via social media.
30.Tom Cruise, Demi Moore, and John Bon Jovi have already turned 50 and now one more superstar has joined the club. Happy 50th birthday!
31.If you can blow up all your birthday balloons, then you will officially earn the right of calling yourself young at fifty. Happy 50th birthday.
32.A man never gets older, he can only get wiser. Remember this quote forever, and you’ll never feel sad. Happy birthday!
33.Shopping at age 50 usually involves heading to Costco to buy wrinkle cream in bulk.
34.Did you know that birthdays are good for you? Studies have shown that the more of them you have, the longer you live!
35.Happy Birthday, lady! You keep looking young, and I'll keep refusing to tell people how old you really are. Deal?
36.From now on, you can enjoy all your senior citizen discounts, just like me. Happy 50th birthday and best wishes to you!
37.I’ve known you for so many years, and I must admit that you are much older today than you were when we first met. Happy 50th birthday, dear!
38.Some more great sayings on turning 50. I particularly like the one about eating more cake!
39.You may no longer be young as you turn fifty. But nothing is stopping you from being naughty and nifty. Happy birthday.
40.It's amazing how good you look for your age considering everything we've been up to over the years. Happy 50th!
41.At 50, your child-bearing years have ended, but your child-bearing hips continue to spread like they never got the message.
42.By far the most common type of funny birthday wish is the one that makes fun of the person's age. Here are some hilarious examples.
43.May your birthday be filled with all the happiness and joy that an immoderate amount of alcohol can provide.
44.Hope you have a wild time tonight. Just keep in mind that “It was my birthday” is not an actual legal defense.
45.I was going to send you a big wad of cash for your birthday, but then I realized that just knowing me was enough of a gift.
46.For me, your birthday is like a national holiday. Whatever I do and wherever I maybe, I’ll always find ways to wish you happy birthday!
47.Half of our budget for celebrating your birthday went to buying candles. Try getting younger or stop getting more birthdays!
48.Don't worry, those aren't wrinkles, they are smile lines and each one is as beautiful as you. Wishing you all the best on your 50th birthday!
49.A lot of women finally have real poise by age 50, meaning a pack of Poise incontinence pads, not some bargain brand.
50.50 may be the new 40, but it sure feels like the old 60 after a few hours shopping with the wife.
51.For anyone: 50 years in and you’re still younger at heart than many people young in calendar years. May you stay forever young the next 50 years. Happy birthday!
52.I hope your birthday celebration is full of many memorable moments, and that you can actually remember some of them the next day.
53.Follow These Steps: 1) Eat cake. 2) Get drunk. 3) Have hot sex. 4) Repeat until you've had a Happy Birthday.
54.Sure, you've got more wrinkles, less hair, and your balls are sagging ever closer to your knees, but… eh, I got nothin'. Happy Birthday!
55.It is never too late to grow up and stop being stupid. Maybe your 50th birthday is your chance to do just that. Happy birthday.
56.I wonder what your friends would gift you on your birthdays when you were my age? Ancient papyrus greeting cards?
57.I know it's hard to enjoy being old when you are old. But, hey, it’s okay if you ask me. I had just passed the same line a few years ago. Happy 50th birthday!
58.At 50 years old, life seems shorter. No point in spending it trying to make yourself disappear by dieting.
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60.Welcome to middle age: that time when you finally get your head together, then your body starts falling apart. Happy 50th birthday!
61.Congrats on hitting 50! May your day be filled with the happiest of memories and lots of fun and laughter.
62.Happy 50th birthday. The perfect way to celebrate your special day is to stop thinking about your age and start doing the stuff that memories are made of.
63.Age 50 is when you start using those number 10 candles on your birthday cake because they take up less space.
64.Relax, you're only 50. You've got 10 more years before it's time to hit the panic button!
65.Teen theme: Have a sock hop or a 50th prom birthday where everyone comes in elaborate formal wear. Make a yearbook style booklet with some funny quotes on turning 50.
66.Happy 50th birthday! The Romans called it ‘L', we say ‘fifty' and some tribes in the Amazon don't even have a word for numbers that big. In anyone's language, it's a number worth celebrating.
67.When you turn 50, all that walking around the grocery store to get the things you missed on your list the first time counts as exercise.
68.If you became a firefighter in your youth, you're fully qualified to put out the conflagration on your birthday cake when you turn 50.
69.Age 50: when your hairline looks in the mirror and slowly backs away while you watch.
70.You're still hot after all these years… just not as hot as your birthday cake will be once all those candles are lit!
71.Don't worry about having another birthday. Your body may be piling up the years, but your mental age continues to stagger along in the single digits.
72.I'm not saying you're old, but if you were milk I'd sniff you before pouring you on my cereal.
73.May you have loads of fun on your birthday. Remember: Not only does wine getter better with age, but age gets better with wine!