1.“Good and bad times follow each other. Just like Monday morning comes after Sunday morning.”
2.“I wish we could forget about Monday, but that would mean one less day in our week.”
3.“I’m not saying I hate you, what I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.”
4.“Monday – the moment when Sunday stops feeling like the weekend and Monday anxiety begins.”
5.“Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, blink, blink, blink, Monday.” This is one of my favorite funny quotes about Monday because it’s so true. Time flies so fast!
6.“I’m hiding from Monday. I know it’s close by.” This is one of the best funny Monday quotes, because who hasn’t tried to avoid Mondays? I know I have.
7.“Weeks starting on Monday end with Friday and include Saturday and Sunday. Endings are sometimes good!”
8.“Every morning you have two choices: go to sleep with your dreams or wake up and chase them.”
9.“Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… Monday has been canceled. Go back to sleep.”
10.“Dear Mondays, I really think you should take a vacation. Trust me, no one will even miss you.”
11.“Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has passed and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.”
12.“Monday is like a hangover. You feel it all the way through, but you still can’t do anything about it – except moan, of course.”
13.“It seems that we have all been robbed. Someone stole our weekend and replaced it with Monday.”
14.“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”
15.“Monday, what brings you back? I asked you to leave on Tuesday and Wednesday. Thursday can stay because it’s close to Friday, Saturday, and even Sunday.”
16.“There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays.”