10 Best Funny Quotes By Athletes

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1."Like they say, it ain't over 'til the fat guy swings."—Phillies catcher Darren Daulton on stocky first baseman John Kruk.

2."It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog.”

3."Before I was ever in my teens, I knew exactly what I wanted to be when I grew up. My goal was to be the greatest athlete that ever lived.”

4."And let that be a lesson to you all. Nobody beats Vitas Gerulaitis 17 times in a row.”

5."They shouldn’t throw at me.  I’m the father of five or six kids."—Baseball player Tito Fuentes, after getting hit by a pitch.

6."I dunno.  I never smoked any Astroturf."—Pitcher Tug McGraw, asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf.

7."The time when there is no one there to feel sorry for you or to cheer for you is when a player is made.”

8."Because there are no fours."—NBA long-range gunner Antoine Walker when asked why he shoots so many threes.

9."I can play in the center, on the right, and occasionally on the left side."—David Beckham, asked if he was a “volatile” player.

10."Well, Rickey’s not one of them, so that’s 49 percent right there."—Rickey Henderson on reports that 50 percent of ballplayers use steroids.