84 Smart Funny Good Morning Greetings

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1.Good morning! Please remember to be grateful for having a husband like me! Good morning, Have a beautiful day.

2.Greetings, dear buddy. What an awful surprise to find out you’re still alive and well! Good morning, Have a happy day.

3.I sent you this good morning message in the hope that you find your good mood, which I have lost.

4.They say love is blind, but I can see your beautiful face. Good morning my love! Good morning!

5.Life is a 24-hour party! I’ve got my lipstick on and everything. And then the alarm rings … Good Morning!

6.Morning! I’m so glad you’re here with me today. Good morning, Have a happy day.

7.Why should I get up early if you’re not a cup of coffee? Good morning nice day.

8.Good morning from someone who tried so hard to make the text funny that he ended up killing all his sarcasm on the way.

9.I was going to make breakfast but the alarm rang. Looks like I’ll have cereal today! Good morning.

10.If you don’t wake up, you are going to miss the cream of the sun. Good morning, Have a happy day.

11.The sun is already up, the sunshine is beautiful and so are you. Good morning sweetheart!

12.I hope you smile seeing my message then realize it’s not weekends and you still have a long day at work. Good morning.

13.I had everything I could ever want in life … then the alarm rings. Hello, world! Good morning, Have a beautiful day.

14.Wake up and start your engine with a cup of coffee because the day is going to be so long. Good morning my dear.

15.Good morning to you. Pleasant luck in your efforts to be in a good mood today! Good morning, Have a beautiful day.

16.Why do they say good morning as soon as they wake up when I can find nothing good this morning.

17.Sending you a good morning message knowing that you’ll wake up at noon. I am hoping to get a reply by afternoon. Good morning lazy.

18.Always have positive thoughts as you will never find them in real life. Good morning. I wish you a great day! Good morning.

19.You are so privileged to have a king like me in your life. Good morning, my love. Good morning my dear.

20.A cup of coffee and your good morning text are the ideal mixes of enjoyment in the morning! Sweetheart, Good morning, Have a beautiful day.

21.At the start of another difficult day, I’d want to wish you a good morning. Good morning darling!

22.Good morning, and I hope you have a perfect one as life is going to mess with you in ways you can’t even imagine.

23.Get out of bed and be grateful that I’m your friend. Because I’m the best buddy you’ll ever have. Good morning nice day.

24.Good morning. I hope you wake up before the sun waves you goodbye, and it’s already time for the moon and stars to say hi.

25.Good morning is a hoax. I have never seen anyone excited about morning or having a good one. They always wish the morning did not come so early.

26.Morning is the best time of day. The only downside to it is that you have to wake up so early! Good morning.

27.Good morning. The sun is already calling you. I decided to answer it for you. Good morning nice day.

28.Because it requires no work, ability, or practice, sleeping is possibly the one activity in which you can easily exceed me. Greetings, dear buddy! Good morning my dear.

29.I regard morning as pure evil like they are the pits of hell. It is so hard to wake up early and go around saying good morning.

30.The worst part of waking up is actually to wake up and leave the bed. Here’s to you and me who have to do that. Good morning.

31.Maybe waking up in the morning is a good way of punishing for all the fun you have during nights. Here’s a good morning so you can get through it.

32.Yeah, life is all about fighting and surviving, just like I fight with my alarm clock for a few minutes of sleep every morning.

33.Don’t get me wrong, I’m a huge fan of the morning. It’s just that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day. Good morning nice day.

34.Morning is wonderful. The only downside of it is those annoying things called time zones! Good morning my dear.

35.Good Morning! Just because Monday is not liked, does not mean it will be a bad day for you. Hope you have an amazing day! Good morning!

36.This is not fair. I was about to wish you good morning only to realize you have already woken up. Good morning nice day.

37.I was cuddling you as I whisper sweet words into your ears and then something weird happened. The alarm bell rang. Good morning darling!

38.In my dreams, you’re a lovely prince, but in the mornings, you’re a nightmare. This is why I enjoy sleeping so much. Good morning darling!

39.You need to learn how to get up early and prepare your partner a lovely cup of coffee. Good morning, Have a happy day.

40.I heard your alarm clock is causing you problems. When you’re having an affair with your bed, this occurs. Hello there, mate! Good morning.

41.It may be Sunday today, but it’s the beginning of a week for me. I can’t wait for the weekends. Good morning.

42.The only difference between you and my alarm clock is that I can yell at you as soon as I wake up. Good morning baby.

43.My body makes a weird noise in the morning, my stomach is bloated, and I can not stop my fart or burp. I hope you have a good morning.

44.My life was good till you came along, and now I have to wish you a good morning every day when there is nothing good every morning.

45.You’re as obnoxious as an alarm clock. At the very least, I have someone to shout at in the morning. Good morning, sweetheart!

46.I got out of bed to send you a good morning text, and now I’m going back to sleep. I’m hoping you’ll respond and wake me up. Good morning!

47.Sending a good morning greeting to someone who will view this text in the afternoon when they wake up at noon. I’m hoping to hear from you later tonight! Good morning, Have a happy day.

48.I woke up with a smile on my face, and it is Sunday; maybe I dislocated my face during sleep. Good morning.

49.As the day begins, I wish you a warm good morning. May the day bless you with enough stress that you start missing your bed.

50.Good morning. I hope you rise and shine throughout the day. I could do the same, but I can’t both rise and shine at the same time.

51.I wanted to wish my energetic friend good morning, but he is already out for a walk. So I’m wishing you a good morning instead, you lazy bag of bones.

52.I can not go around killing people as soon as I wake up, so I sent this good morning instead. I hope it doesn’t kill you to know there is nothing good in a good morning.

53.I hope you wake up with everything good, just like this good morning message full of positivity from someone who is still probably sleeping.

54.I wish you to have a nice and warm morning before you go around scaring people like their worst nightmare.

55.I wanted to write a funny good morning message, but how can anything funny come from someone who is depressed early in the morning because they have to wake up.

56.Apart from your hug, your kiss is my favorite part of the morning. Is it possible that I’ll get them today? Sweetheart, good morning!

57.Make yourself a cup of coffee and start your car because you’re in for one more difficult day before the weekend! Good morning!

58.How do people wake up all energetic and fresh, while here I’m thinking if it is even worth getting out of bed? Good morning, either way!

59.I know how much you love to get a good morning text. I just sent you this with my eyes half shut, and now I’m off to sleep.

60.People often tell me to be more of a morning person. I could only achieve this if the day started later in the afternoon! Good Morning!

61.Good morning! Relax no hurry to wake up; you still have tomorrow to do what you had planned for today. Good morning darling!

62.I resemble myself with an owl. We both are active at night, and we can not wake up during the day.

63.If morning happened during noon, I would be up so early, and nobody could say that I’m not a morning person.

64.I know it’s hard to get out of bed when you never really slept, but everyone needs me at work. I’ll try my best for them! Good morning, Have a beautiful day.

65.Good morning to the person whom I would like to spend another day with. I am crazily in love with you. I wish you a good day! Good morning, Have a happy day.

66.I thought I woke up early to the sounds of birds chirping just to realize it was my mom nagging, and it was already 9 in the morning.

67.Wake up sleepy, I wanted to be the first person to wish you a happy birthday! Oops, wait a minute, it’s not your birthday. Good morning! You can now go back to sleep. Good morning, Have a beautiful day.

68.Good morning sweetheart. You look more beautiful in the morning than in the other hours of the day. Wake up and have a wonderful day! Good morning, Have a happy day.

69.Your good morning message inspires me to get out of bed every day. If you want to have a miserable day, don’t forget to text me first thing in the morning! Good morning my dear.

70.I can’t tell you how much I want to lie in bed and text you all day, but the alarm clock is blaring and a mug of coffee is waiting for me. Good morning!

71.I was attempting to compose a romantic good morning message for you. But then I discovered I wasn’t a poet when I awoke. Good morning my dear.

72.You’re not the kind to text a pal a good morning text first thing in the morning. So I’m the one that gets to play the part. Good morning nice day.

73.Good morning, and thank you for knowing everything there is to know about me and yet refusing to abandon me. You’re a wonderful buddy! Good morning darling!

74.They say wake up early to achieve your dream. I say do not get off your bed and keep sleeping because dreams are important.

75.You are so lucky your alarm didn’t kick you out of your bed, but I am sure your bed will, If not try sleeping the whole day. Good morning, Have a beautiful day.

76.This morning, I was considering borrowing a kiss from you. Will you just give me one? I have no qualms about returning it with zeal! Good morning!

77.I never believed procrastination could be contagious until I met you. Good morning, and best wishes for another day of lazing in bed and messaging each other. Good morning!

78.A friend is someone you think about first thing in the morning. Yes, I was thinking of you and pondering whether or not you were still alive. Good morning my dear.

79.Every morning is a war between the superego and the id, and I’m just a foot soldier with dirt on her shield and a snooze button. Good morning.

80.How can someone utter any words making a whole conversation as soon as they wake up? I am not ready for any human interaction till I get my coffee.

81.I can’t believe you did it again! You have me all to yourself for another day. I’m so excited, I going to make sure we both enjoy every minute of our time together today. Good morning darling!

82.Today, as I woke up early, I waited for my mom to call me out for breakfast. It took me a while to realize that I’m the mom now.

83.Someone must have tricked people into believing that you need to wake up early to achieve your dream. I see no difference between me and those who wake up early.

84.Rise and shine are not next to impossible as it takes all your energy just to get out of your bed. Maybe that is why sunrises so early on behalf of everyone else.