35 Smart Funny Happy Birthday Sms Messages

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1.Happy birthday to a person that’s charming, talented, and witty, and reminds me a lot of myself.

2.If it were up to me, your birthday would be a national holiday! Happy Birthday, Mom!

3.If I don’t look as good as you do at 50, I’ll be real mad! Happy Birthday, Mom!

4.[52] is a perfect age. You’re old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Happy Birthday!

5.One does not simply wish a happy birthday without the requisite dolling out of a birthday spanking!

6.Happy Birthday! May your day be full of happiness, laughter, love, and of course the most important thing—wine!!

7.You’re [insert age]? Better take that cake outdoors to light the candles! Have a very happy birthday.

8.You are an inspiration to everyone you have ever encountered with. You touch lives with joy and positivity. Happy Birthday, dear.

9.May you overindulge on sugar and sweets and laugh until your stomach aches! Happy Birthday to you!

10.Happy Birthday, Mom! Hopefully next year I’ll be rich and can give you the gift you truly deserve!

11.What were your birthdays like before you had me around to give the best gifts?! Happy Birthday, Mom!

12.Thinking of you on your special day, Kyle! Thinking of all the reasons I’m blessed to call you friend. Happy Birthday!

13.Inspire the world as you did in past years. May your birthday brings joy and usher a new happy dimension in your life. Happy Birthday.

14.From one amazing person to another—Happy Birthday!! You are so incredibly lucky to have such an awesome friend like me!

15.Happy Birthday to the person who sacrifices for everyone else. I hope we all can give you a little back of the love you showed us every day.

16.You are an inspiration in every way, and we are thankful to God for sending you in our life. Happy Birthday.

17.Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side…to wish someone special a very happy birthday! Happy Birthday from one chick to another.

18.I wanted to get you something truly amazing and inspiring for your birthday and then I remembered that you already have me.

19.Those aren’t gray hairs you see. They’re strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head.

20.Happy Birthday! Leave your worries behind. Let’s look forward to yet another year of becoming who you want to be and being at where you want to be!

21.Forget about all the things you lost and think about all the things you achieved. Focus on your strength, not on your weakness. Happy birthday!

22.Happiest of birthdays to the happiest and chattiest person I’ve ever met! May your birthday be your dream gab fest full of lots of juicy gossip and rumors!

23.Seek your motivation from the good things people say about you. Make this day a new starting point for the journey to success! Enjoy your birthday!

24.Don’t worry, they are not gray hairs, they are wisdom highlights. You just happen to be extremely wise.

25.You are never too old for chasing your dreams. And you are never too old to celebrate your birthdays! Have a blast!

26.A bad year cannot define you. Any bad memory cannot break you. But a good day can inspire you to overcome a thousand bad days. Have a good day today!

27.As you get older, three things happen. The first thing is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.

28.At least you’re not as old as you will be next year… if you make it!

29.Yes, we have reached that age… when every compliment we get is usually followed by ‘for your age’. You’re still looking great though… for your age!

30.Night sweats and hot flashes are nature’s way of lowering your heating bill so you can save more money for your retirement.

31.If you look back through all the years you’ve lived, the first thing you’ll notice is that you need a telescope.

32.If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them!

33.I had a very difficult time finding a gluten-free, GMO-free, soy-free, vegan birthday cake so I guess we’ll celebrate with some delicious frozen water, also commonly referred to as ice! Happy Birthday to you! Cheers to another amazing year!

34.Best Wishes on your birthday! I bet you’re totally over-the-moon excited that you are now another year older and another year closer to collecting that 5% senior citizen grocery shopping discount! Happy Birthday, you old fart!

35.On your big day, I thought we’d go to the zoo but the signs say no pets allowed on the premises so we’ll have to come up with something else since you wouldn’t be allowed in. Happy Birthday you big stinker!