32 Best Witty Birthday Quotes

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1.I know it is your special day, but research shows that too many birthdays could kill you.

2.Many famous people are born today, but I guess you just aren’t one of them. Best birthday!

3.This just woke up look seems to become permanent to us at this age. Best birthday!

4.Many good people still live in this world, and one of them is wishing you a happy birthday!

5.A man could not be waited upon by time, but it stands still for women in their thirties. Happy birthday!

6.You seem not to have all the signs of ageing since they say that wisdom comes with age. Best birthday!

7.I wish you would always have a birthday every year; it is so much fun. Happy Bday!

8.Don’t worry about your age now, think how much it will be after ten years. Wonderful birthday!

9.Is it just the candles on your cake, or is it really getting all hot here? Wonderful birthday!

10.Be glad that your skin is still as taut as it should have been years ago. Wonderful birthday!

11.This relic from World War I made me think of you on your birthday. Happy Bday to you!

12.The more birthdays you have, the harder it will be to breathe, just like having boogers! Happy birthday!

13.You may look younger than you are, yet you are already older than they think. Wonderful birthday!

14.I know you are getting old, and you would choose not to be reminded of it. Happy birthday!

15.You have a lifetime of being immature, but you would only be young once. Happy birthday!

16.You are already getting old if you start liking the things you thought were lame. Best birthday!

17.A year has been added; a new place would also ache in your body. Happy birthday anyway!

18.I have already alerted the fire department; you can light your candles now. Cheers to your birthday!

19.Just how old are you now?! Crazy how fast the time goes when you start to get old! Have a fantastic birthday!

20.The older you get, the faster time goes. You’re going to have a quick year this year! Have a good birthday!

21.You can imagine all the things you want to hear on your birthday, and imagine that I said them. Wonderful Bday!

22.You now have a reason to curse the inventor of the mirror. It would be my birthday gift to you. Wonderful Bday!

23.You still have the right to act as young as you can get away with. Best Bday!

24.Wonderful birthday! I hope that your mind is still in good shape, so you will remember that you are forgetful.

25.Reaching your 40s and still remembering where you left the car keys is a huge achievement. Happy birthday!

26.I know you will live up to many more years because only the good die young. Best birthday, badass!

27.If anyone calls you old on your birthday, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them! Happy birthday older man!

28.Another year, another chance to do all of the things that… make you feel a little less old. Have a great day!

29.Does it seem like you just had a birthday? Oh, well. At least that means that you get more cake, even if you are ageing fast!

30.I wish you would have everything that would not cost us anything like love, peace, knowledge and friendship. Wonderful birthday!

31.I hope you will wish for an enormous cake for your next birthday; the candles are crowding over the cake. Happy birthday!

32.I know the reasons why you hate your birthdays. People give you weird gifts, and you keep on getting older! Happy birthday!