1.“I’m not the one who created family drama, I’m just the one who enjoys it.”
2.“I wouldn’t trade my family for the world. They may be crazy, but they’re my crazies.”
3.“Merry Christmas to the whole crazy family. We love you so much, even though you drive us nuts.”
4.“My family is like a pack of cats. No matter how crazy they are, I love them anyways.”
5.“A family is a group of people who share genes, a home, and a sense of humor.”
6.“A family is a group of people who all have different nicknames for each other.”
7.“The best way to ruin a family outing is to have a relative in it.”
8.“Hey, we’re the family that always laughs at each other’s jokes and never gets upset”
9.“Merry Christmas to my crazy family. You’re all a little nuts in your own special way! Love, Cousin Jenny”
10.“I love family drama. It’s like a never-ending reality TV show that I can’t turn off.”
11.“Some people create family drama because they’re bored. I create family drama because it’s fun.”
12.“The only time I’m really scared is when I see my entire family at once.”
13.“When you know all of your family’s embarrassing secrets and they know all of yours, it makes for a pretty crazy family.”
14.“I’m not saying that family isn’t important… I’m just saying that my family is more important than yours.”
15.“My family’s like a freight train- never arrives on time and always takes the scenic route.”
16.“My mother-in-law is so crazy, I don’t even know whether to put her shoes on the right feet or the left.”
17.“I think the best way to get along with my family is to avoid talking to them.”
18.“It’s so strange. Sometimes, I think my family is made up of characters from a Dicken’s novel.”
19.“Why can’t my family just be normal? Oh wait, I forgot, that would be too boring.”
20.“Thanks for having us over, Grandma. It was really fun spending time with your cat.”
21.“I’ll take a few seconds to explain my family tree, but I don’t have time to explain why.”
22.“My family needs a vacation so badly, they all need to be taken to the shore and dipped in the ocean.”
23.“You’re part of the family, even if you’re a little prickly and overly honest at times.”
24.“I’m not sure what’s more frustrating: the fact that my family drives me crazy, or the fact that they’re the only ones I have.”
25.“Family drama is like a delicious cheese pizza – no matter how many times you eat it, it never gets old.”
26.“The best you can do is hope for a family that’s really close. If they’re not, then you’re in for a lot of drama.”
27.“I’m pretty sure my family is drama-free. It’s just that when they’re together, it’s like a tornado of hilariousness.”
28.“When I am home, I am waiting for my family to come back. When they are home, I am waiting for them to leave.”
29.“Christmas is the one time of year when nobody, not even your family, can complain about the presents you get them.”
30.“Having a family is like having a bowling ball attached to your ankle… it’s always there, and you can’t get rid of it.”
31.“We’re just a bunch of people who love each other and have plenty to be thankful for this holiday season.”
32.“Sometimes I feel like I’m caught in the middle of a never-ending battle between my parents and my siblings.”
33.“Just once I’d like to hear my parents say ‘I’m proud of you, but then again they’re probably expecting some sort of award for being parents.”
34.“Crazy people are a lot like bad dogs. They need a little love, a little nurturing, and a lot of training.”
35.“It’s like a soap opera in my house, but without the glamour or the money.”
36.“I need to go for a jog and blow off some steam. I’ll be back in an hour.”
37.“You’re like a Christmas tree: Every time I look at you, I marvel at all the wonderful things you give and share. You’re bundles of love wrapped up in joy.”
38.“A family is a place where minds come in contact with one another. If these minds love one another the home will be as beautiful as a flower garden. But if these minds get out of harmony with one another it is like a storm that plays havoc with the garden.”