70 Smart Witty Birthday Card Messages

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1.You seem not to have all the signs of ageing since they say that wisdom comes with age. Best birthday!

2.I know it is your special day, but research shows that too many birthdays could kill you.

3.Many famous people are born today, but I guess you just aren’t one of them. Best birthday!

4.Many good people still live in this world, and one of them is wishing you a happy birthday!

5.On your birthday, I wish you would still have more hair on your head than on your nose. Cheers to your birthday!

6.This relic from World War I made me think of you on your birthday. Happy Bday to you!

7.Is it just the candles on your cake, or is it really getting all hot here? Wonderful birthday!

8.I wish you would always have a birthday every year; it is so much fun. Happy Bday!

9.Just how old are you now?! Crazy how fast the time goes when you start to get old! Have a fantastic birthday!

10.The older you get, the faster time goes. You’re going to have a quick year this year! Have a good birthday!

11.The more birthdays you have, the harder it will be to breathe, just like having boogers! Happy birthday!

12.You can imagine all the things you want to hear on your birthday, and imagine that I said them. Wonderful Bday!

13.A man could not be waited upon by time, but it stands still for women in their thirties. Happy birthday!

14.I know you are getting old, and you would choose not to be reminded of it. Happy birthday!

15.This just woke up look seems to become permanent to us at this age. Best birthday!

16.You still have the right to act as young as you can get away with. Best Bday!

17.Wonderful birthday! I hope that your mind is still in good shape, so you will remember that you are forgetful.

18.Reaching your 40s and still remembering where you left the car keys is a huge achievement. Happy birthday!

19.I have already alerted the fire department; you can light your candles now. Cheers to your birthday!

20.You are already getting old if you start liking the things you thought were lame. Best birthday!

21.Here’s to another year of adventures, ageing, wrinkles, losing your memory… um, yeah. Have a good Birthday!

22.I know you will live up to many more years because only the good die young. Best birthday, badass!

23.We almost cannot remember where our car keys are; how could they expect us to remember their birthdays at our age?

24.Don’t worry about your age now, think how much it will be after ten years. Wonderful birthday!

25.I wonder why this fossil suddenly looks familiar. It must be because of the birthday celebrant today. Happy birthday!

26.It would help if you were the wisest among the rest because they say wisdom comes with age. Wonderful Bday, wise man!

27.It would be better for you to be over the ground than be under it. Best Bday!

28.If anyone calls you old on your birthday, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them! Happy birthday older man!

29.It is your birthday today, and I wish you would see things larger than life, especially the prints. Happy, best Bday!

30.Does it seem like you just had a birthday? Oh, well. At least that means that you get more cake, even if you are ageing fast!

31.May you want to live as long as you want to, never mind how long that is. Wonderful Bday!

32.You can thank me later because I have already called the fire department before you blow out the candles. Wonderful birthday!

33.I wish you would have everything that would not cost us anything like love, peace, knowledge and friendship. Wonderful birthday!

34.A year has been added; a new place would also ache in your body. Happy birthday anyway!

35.Congratulations on reaching your birthday again, because surveys show that those who live the longest have the most birthdays.

36.At the time when you were born, everyone must have been under Napoleon’s command. Happy Bday!

37.Do you still remember how it felt to be young, friendly, and healthy? It must have been nice. Wonderful birthday!

38.Hey, you are already 41! It is proven that those who reach that certain age would start to forget memories. We hope so! Best birthday!

39.I hope you will wish for an enormous cake for your next birthday; the candles are crowding over the cake. Happy birthday!

40.They said good friends could remember your birthday but not your age. I remember both, so does that mean anything? Wonderful birthday anyway!

41.You may look younger than you are, yet you are already older than they think. Wonderful birthday!

42.If you want to maintain your balanced diet on your birthday, get two pieces of your birthday cake and weigh them on both hands. Best birthday!

43.Remember when you used to celebrate getting older? Yeah, that was a long, long time ago. Have a good day, anyway!

44.Another year might be added to your back, but that would mean that this year would not suck. Happy Bday to you!

45.You do not have to worry about ageing; they say its first marks are forgetful, and you do not seem to have any problems with that. Happy Bday!

46.I wish that you would have a cake that could fit all the candies you have on. Happy Bday!

47.You now have a reason to curse the inventor of the mirror. It would be my birthday gift to you. Wonderful Bday!

48.Be glad that your skin is still as taut as it should have been years ago. Wonderful birthday!

49.There seem to be more candles than could fit your cake. Buy a bigger one next time. Wonderful Bday!

50.Another year, another chance to do all of the things that… make you feel a little less old. Have a great day!

51.They may not have taught your birthday at history classes; that is why I do not memorize the exact date. Better late than never. I belated the best birthday!

52.I was surprised that I did not talk for one year and a half after I was born.

53.You have a lifetime of being immature, but you would only be young once. Happy birthday!

54.I would have bought you a cake, but I’m not sure that I would have been able to carry it with the weight of the candles!

55.It would be better for you to be above the hill than to be buried under it. Wonderful Bday!

56.People who are the same as your age always freak out when they are called the old man. Wonderful Bday, older man!

57.Just think of how low your heating bill would be this month because of all the candles on your cake. Wonderful Bday!

58.Since you’re getting so old, I decided to skip a present. You probably wouldn’t remember what I gave you in a few days, anyway.

59.I know the reasons why you hate your birthdays. People give you weird gifts, and you keep on getting older! Happy birthday!

60.I made you a cake for your birthday, but the fire department would not let you light the candles because you do not have a permit for starting bonfires. Best birthday!

61.Everyone just sang Best Bday the last time the candle factory burned down. Just like now.

62.Wonderful Bday to you, and be glad that you are not as old as you would be next year!

63.Think about what you will look like in the next ten years, so you better smile now. Wonderful Bday!

64.You may be young enough to do it, yet you are already old enough to know better. Happy Bday!

65.I thought about bringing you a cake, but then I decided to eat it. Since it’s the thought that counts, I hoped you wouldn’t mind!

66.Can you still count the candles on your cake? There are so many of them that your mind must be pretty good yet!

67.My wish for you as your friend is you would be able to set all jealous people on fire and use the fire to light your candles and still smile as you blow them out. Best Bday!

68.It’s time to celebrate you and the fact that you made it around the sun another year. That’s surprising, considering how old you’re getting.

69.Eat all the cake; you won’t gain weight… or, maybe, you will. But it’s worth it for the cake. Or, maybe not.

70.There is so much to do this year but make sure that you don’t hurt yourself getting into all of your adventures. You are getting older, you know.