11 + Funny Old Birthday Wishes

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1.Know those people that age gracefully? One of them would like to wish you happy birthday!

2.Happy birthday! Not saying you’re getting old, but your Chinese name would be “Yung No Mo!”

3.Happy birthday old man! You’re not just over the hill, I’m not sure you can even see it in your rearview mirror!

4.I know you don’t like birthdays, but, good news, there probably aren’t many left. Happy birthday!

5.Happy birthday! They say age is just a number. For you, it’s a really really big number.

6.Happy birthday! On the bright side, your birthday cake is going to be HUGE to fit all the candles.

7.Happy birthday! They say that with age comes wisdom. That must make you the wisest person in the world!

8.When you were little, how did you blow out your birthday candles? You know, since fire wasn’t discovered yet?

9.Hey, think you can get us all the senior discount at the restaurant tonight? Happy birthday!

10.Want to go out for your birthday! I promise I’ll have you back for your 8pm bedtime!

11.Happy birthday! Make sure to pace yourself blowing out your candles today! You’ve got a lot, don’t want to get lightheaded!