1.You must be a great thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
2.I am me and no other’s second option. You either accept me or lose me.
3.I give my friends admirable advice sometimes, but I’m not sure I’m capable of taking them.
4.I am so cool to the extent that even ice cubes become jealous of me.
5.You must have been a Girl Scout because you’ve got my heart tied in knots.
6.I noticed you were staring at me. I’ll let you have a minute to catch your breath.
7.I think you’re a Pokemon trainer because you just Weedle-d your way into my heart.
8.WARNING: I have the witts and skills to make you laugh, and I know how to use them!
9.I know how to govern myself, so I think I’m good to be a queen.
10.I started out of nothing, just like great men, and I’m heading towards a fantastic future.
11.Studying gets me so sleepy, but I always end up browsing on Facebook (or any other social media app) for hours.
12.I’m a good person. Though I may not be rich and famous, look beyond that. I think that’s all that matters.
13.Why can’t I find someone who looks at me the way I look at coffee?
14.If I had a star for every time you brightened my world, I’d be holding the entire galaxy in my hands.
15.I’m always calm and silent, like the currency notes and not the coins that always make a sound.
16.I am an outlaw in Peru, a veteran in love, and an expert in stucco.
17.All this time, I thought I wanted a job. Turns out, I just wanted a paycheck.
18.Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
19.Using only a mouli and a toaster oven, I have made an extraordinary four-course meal.
20.We’ve all heard that the early bird catches the worm. Well, how about the early investor sees the glory first.
21.I was supposed to go on a double date with my BFF and her boyfriend, but my date bailed out. Want to be my date instead?
22.If you don’t like me, but you follow everything I do, darling, you’re a fan!
23.I’m slow to trust but quick to love. I wish too hard, and I give too much. I’m not totally perfect, but I promise I’m worth it!
24.I’m just getting my belly filled up with food while everyone I know is either getting married or getting a boyfriend.
25.I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants using only a hoe and a large glass of water.
26.I am gifted with the knowledge of the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. Shop with me!
27.I am not exceptionally gifted, nor am I incredibly bright. I think I’m only inquisitive.
28.I am the kind of person who will burst into laughter over an event that happened the previous day.
29.I’m not unlucky in love; I’m just extremely good at being single! Add me to learn how.