58 + 25 Year Anniversary Quotes Funny

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1.To the happy anniversary couple, I wish you a year free of regrets, sadness, and remorse.

2.It’s your anniversary, honey. ‘Grow old with me, the best is yet to be,’ – Robert Browning.

3.Happy Anniversary, my love, you’ve taught me so much. I had no idea I was so ignorant.

4.It’s a traditional love tale without the star-crossed lovers’ conclusion, so have a nice anniversary!

5.“It’s our anniversary today. :)” For remembering a date, am I not entitled to some kind of recognition?

6.It’s been a year. Your mutual admiration for one another is still charming to me.

7.Happy anniversary, sweetheart. As far as God is concerned, he’s still in stitches over the way he put us together.

8.It’s been a year. Never make fun of your partner’s decisions, as you both made them together.

9.Congratulations on your anniversary, you two! I’m awed by your ability to put up with each other.

10.“Well, we made it another year without one of us either ending up dead or in jail. I call that a win. Happy Anniversary.”

11.Happy Anniversary! May your lives be blessed with the type of love you can only have while not married.

12.My darling, happy anniversary! I will always be there for you. Surely, there must be someone to keep you safe!

13.Sweetheart, happy anniversary! If we ever stop working together at the glue factory, I’m afraid we’ll lose our connection.

14.“I fall in love with you each and every day. Except for yesterday. Yesterday you were really annoying.”

15.It’s your anniversary, sweetheart. I suppose we didn’t understand how long the death do us part stuff was going to last.

16.Congratulations on your anniversary, sweetheart! I’m in love with you, but I’m stumped as to why.

17.“Thank you so much for making my life lovely and bringing so many wonderful elements into it.”

18.Sweetheart, I wish you a happy anniversary. You claimed you would spend the rest of your life showing me how much you care, but I didn’t grasp it.

19.It’s time to rejoice that you and your partner have not killed each other for another year!

20.A couple’s continued commitment to one another, despite their disagreements, is commemorated on their anniversary.

21.“Let’s celebrate the day you gave up on finding anyone better than me. It was a lost cause anyway. Happy Anniversary.”

22.It’s been a year. As if the two of you were zombies just interested in each other’s brains, I’d have no idea what you were doing.

23.It’s your anniversary, sweetheart. Sticking together has been like peanut butter and jelly sandwich in the lunchbox that gets smashed by an apple.

24.The two of you should reflect on how incomplete you were before you were married on this anniversary. Is this the end of the road for you both?

25.The GPS tracker on your phone lets me know where you are at all times, and I want you to know that.

26.It’s been a year. Imagine what might have happened if you hadn’t both swiped right!

27.Happy anniversary to a couple who, no matter how attractive a second chance may seem, would always refuse it.

28.Your sweetheart wishes you a very happy anniversary from the bottom of his heart. Our credit card, mortgage, auto, and utility bills are living evidence.

29.The number of laws governing what goes where in the cupboard and refrigerator or how to fold clothing was completely unknown to me before we married, so happy anniversary, honey.

30.“Today we recognize and celebrate one of the greatest achievements of all time – you’re staying married to me for X amount of years. Happiest of anniversaries.”

31.It’s been a year since we met. You wouldn’t be wearing that clothing if you could see yourself through my eyes.

32.You’ve made it through your first year of marriage. It serves as confirmation that the wedding was successful.

33.Forgive me for mistaking your desire for a new wardrobe for a desire for a new life with me, sweetheart.

34.It’s been a year. Keep falling in love, and you’ll have a wonderful marriage. Just make sure you’re constantly together.

35.It’s been a year. The two of you are like two sleeves of a garment that were meant to be together.

36.“I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.”

37.Honey, thank you for teaching me that there are always two ways to accomplish something: my way and the proper way.

38.Wishing you a very happy anniversary. Being married didn’t seem to me as a way to have someone else pick out my outfits for the day, tell me how to style my hair, and offer me driving advice.

39.“I have to acknowledge today that I’ve fallen in love more times than I can recall. “However, I’ve always been smitten with you!”

40.Love, they tell you, is a painful experience. When I first saw you, I decided to take a chance.

41.The date of our first date is coming up, so we’re going to commemorate it.

42.It’s been a year since we tied the knot and became husband and wife. That might explain why I’ve gained so much weight.

43.As if you were two ships in the night passing each other, except you collided with each other instead.

44.Thank you for all of the love and support you’ve shown In reality, I knew you were the only ones for each other, and you both told me so.

45.Thank you for all of the love and support you’ve shown What happens if you don’t do anything in a marriage, which is all about compromise?

46.Although being without you is peaceful, I can assure you that it would also be dull. It’s been a pleasure having you in my life.

47.Congratulations to an incredible pair that understands how to make a marriage work even if they are so different in personality and temperament!

48.No other heart is like yours, and no other love will ever compare to mine.

49.At first sight, I knew you were the one I wanted to spend the rest of my life with.

50.My life would be meaningless if it weren’t for you, therefore I want you to know that you are the reason I get out of bed every day. Breakfast? Who else is going to cook?

51.A pair is said to gradually resemble one another. I’ll be concerned if you both become bald and grow beards.

52.My darling, thank you for all you’ve taught me. The extent of my ignorance surprised me.

53.My beloved, you know how to make me fall in love all over again. If only you were proficient at floor-sweeping.

54.Thank you for all of the love and support you’ve shown Heh, I’m not sure what to make of the fact that you refer to me as your closest buddy. What’s the deal with that?

55.My dazzling star; you make me feel cherished and special.” “You’re my sparkling star; Please accept my gratitude for becoming the woman of my dreams.

56.Wishing you a very happy anniversary. Despite your uncle’s bets on our long-term relationship paying off, here we are, another year later. We were able to beat him. I wish I’d placed a wager on us instead of against us.

57.Our first anniversary is an ideal time to reflect on the good times we’ve had, rather than the bad ones, like the time our vehicle caught fire or the tornado wrecked our home, or… wait, let’s think about the good times we’ll have together in the future.

58.“With you at my side, even the worst day of my life didn’t seem so horrible. Thank you so much for all the love and support you’ve shown me! “I’m going to go insane if you keep up this level of excellence.”