1.It’s a good thing I’m wearing gloves because you’re too hot for me to handle.
2.There is something wrong with my phone. Could you call it for me to see if it rings?
3.Ask her if you could ask her for directions… When she asks, “to where”? Reply “to her heart”?
4.It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am checking you out.
5.Kiss me now if you think I got it all wrong. But vampires exist, right?
6.Will you go out with me this Friday night at 8? The author is (your name.
7.Do you know what Victoria’s real secret is? She wants you to give your number to me.
8.If you were a transformer, you’d be a hot-bot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.”
9.I know I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
10.Could you please take out a minute of your time to fill out this? (Hand her your phone with a notepad of your prepared quiz or contact open.
11.You look familiar. Did we have a class together? … I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
12.Roses are red; violets are blue; how would you like it if I came home with you?
13.You’re pretty, and I’m damn cute. If we were together, we would be pretty cute.
14.Ask her to close her eyes then ask “what do you see”? … [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
15.There are 21 letters in the alphabet, right? Oh…never mind, I missed u r a qt.
16.Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
17.Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
18.My friends over there think that you’re cute. But I disagree with them. I think you’re absolutely beautiful.