58 Smart Funny Quotes About Wedding Anniversaries

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1.“It’s our anniversary today. :)” For remembering a date, am I not entitled to some kind of recognition?

2.Sweetheart, happy anniversary! If we ever stop working together at the glue factory, I’m afraid we’ll lose our connection.

3.No other heart is like yours, and no other love will ever compare to mine.

4.It’s a traditional love tale without the star-crossed lovers’ conclusion, so have a nice anniversary!

5.Happy Anniversary! May your lives be blessed with the type of love you can only have while not married.

6.You’ve made it through your first year of marriage. It serves as confirmation that the wedding was successful.

7.Happy anniversary to a couple who, no matter how attractive a second chance may seem, would always refuse it.

8.Congratulations on your anniversary, you two! I’m awed by your ability to put up with each other.

9.It’s your anniversary, sweetheart. I suppose we didn’t understand how long the death do us part stuff was going to last.

10.It’s been a year. Never make fun of your partner’s decisions, as you both made them together.

11.To the happy anniversary couple, I wish you a year free of regrets, sadness, and remorse.

12.It’s your anniversary, sweetheart. Sticking together has been like peanut butter and jelly sandwich in the lunchbox that gets smashed by an apple.

13.“Well, we made it another year without one of us either ending up dead or in jail. I call that a win. Happy Anniversary.”

14.It’s your anniversary, honey. ‘Grow old with me, the best is yet to be,’ – Robert Browning.

15.Congratulations on your anniversary, sweetheart! I’m in love with you, but I’m stumped as to why.

16.Love, they tell you, is a painful experience. When I first saw you, I decided to take a chance.

17.My darling, happy anniversary! I will always be there for you. Surely, there must be someone to keep you safe!

18.My dazzling star; you make me feel cherished and special.” “You’re my sparkling star; Please accept my gratitude for becoming the woman of my dreams.

19.“Thank you so much for making my life lovely and bringing so many wonderful elements into it.”

20.“I fall in love with you each and every day. Except for yesterday. Yesterday you were really annoying.”

21.“Let’s celebrate the day you gave up on finding anyone better than me. It was a lost cause anyway. Happy Anniversary.”

22.“Today we recognize and celebrate one of the greatest achievements of all time – you’re staying married to me for X amount of years. Happiest of anniversaries.”

23.As if you were two ships in the night passing each other, except you collided with each other instead.

24.A couple’s continued commitment to one another, despite their disagreements, is commemorated on their anniversary.

25.Happy Anniversary, my love, you’ve taught me so much. I had no idea I was so ignorant.

26.Happy anniversary, sweetheart. As far as God is concerned, he’s still in stitches over the way he put us together.

27.My beloved, you know how to make me fall in love all over again. If only you were proficient at floor-sweeping.

28.It’s time to rejoice that you and your partner have not killed each other for another year!

29.It’s been a year. The two of you are like two sleeves of a garment that were meant to be together.

30.Thank you for all of the love and support you’ve shown In reality, I knew you were the only ones for each other, and you both told me so.

31.The GPS tracker on your phone lets me know where you are at all times, and I want you to know that.

32.The number of laws governing what goes where in the cupboard and refrigerator or how to fold clothing was completely unknown to me before we married, so happy anniversary, honey.

33.Sweetheart, I wish you a happy anniversary. You claimed you would spend the rest of your life showing me how much you care, but I didn’t grasp it.

34.“I have to acknowledge today that I’ve fallen in love more times than I can recall. “However, I’ve always been smitten with you!”

35.The two of you should reflect on how incomplete you were before you were married on this anniversary. Is this the end of the road for you both?

36.Congratulations to an incredible pair that understands how to make a marriage work even if they are so different in personality and temperament!

37.Your sweetheart wishes you a very happy anniversary from the bottom of his heart. Our credit card, mortgage, auto, and utility bills are living evidence.

38.It’s been a year since we met. You wouldn’t be wearing that clothing if you could see yourself through my eyes.

39.It’s been a year. Your mutual admiration for one another is still charming to me.

40.Thank you for all of the love and support you’ve shown Heh, I’m not sure what to make of the fact that you refer to me as your closest buddy. What’s the deal with that?

41.Honey, thank you for teaching me that there are always two ways to accomplish something: my way and the proper way.

42.It’s been a year. Imagine what might have happened if you hadn’t both swiped right!

43.At first sight, I knew you were the one I wanted to spend the rest of my life with.

44.“I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.”

45.The date of our first date is coming up, so we’re going to commemorate it.

46.Thank you for all of the love and support you’ve shown What happens if you don’t do anything in a marriage, which is all about compromise?

47.It’s been a year since we tied the knot and became husband and wife. That might explain why I’ve gained so much weight.

48.Wishing you a very happy anniversary. Being married didn’t seem to me as a way to have someone else pick out my outfits for the day, tell me how to style my hair, and offer me driving advice.

49.A pair is said to gradually resemble one another. I’ll be concerned if you both become bald and grow beards.

50.It’s been a year. Keep falling in love, and you’ll have a wonderful marriage. Just make sure you’re constantly together.

51.Forgive me for mistaking your desire for a new wardrobe for a desire for a new life with me, sweetheart.

52.Although being without you is peaceful, I can assure you that it would also be dull. It’s been a pleasure having you in my life.

53.Wishing you a very happy anniversary. Despite your uncle’s bets on our long-term relationship paying off, here we are, another year later. We were able to beat him. I wish I’d placed a wager on us instead of against us.

54.My life would be meaningless if it weren’t for you, therefore I want you to know that you are the reason I get out of bed every day. Breakfast? Who else is going to cook?

55.My darling, thank you for all you’ve taught me. The extent of my ignorance surprised me.

56.It’s been a year. As if the two of you were zombies just interested in each other’s brains, I’d have no idea what you were doing.

57.Our first anniversary is an ideal time to reflect on the good times we’ve had, rather than the bad ones, like the time our vehicle caught fire or the tornado wrecked our home, or… wait, let’s think about the good times we’ll have together in the future.

58.“With you at my side, even the worst day of my life didn’t seem so horrible. Thank you so much for all the love and support you’ve shown me! “I’m going to go insane if you keep up this level of excellence.”