1.You add meaning to my life and yet, you decrease some intelligence from my mind.
2.I don’t think you’re clumsy. The floor and the walls are just really friendly to you.
3.I Don’t Know Why, But When You Do Embarrassing Things, I Find It Strangely Attractive.
4.You may not be perfect, but your weirdness matches with mine, and that’s close enough.
5.If love is a blunder, then it means that the biggest fault in my life is loving you.
6.Sometimes I look at you and think… Damn, you are a very lucky man to have me.
7.I like having you around because my weirdness doesn’t look so weird when you’re doing it too.
8.You have a unique set of skills that can somehow turn any situation into an awkward one.
9.You’re so handsome I would definitely steal your photos, make a fake account, and impress people online.
10.I may look like a potato now, but one day I’ll turn into fries and you’ll want me then.
11.If cartoon bluebirds were real, a couple of them would be sitting on your shoulders, singing right now.
12.“People may scoff and say I can do better, but no one is better than you.”
13.I get separation anxiety whenever you’re away. So, I’d be a lot happier if you just never left.
14.I can’t take my eyes off of you. Unless you notice me, then I’ll quickly look away and act like it never happened.
15.I Pretty Feel Comfortable Only When I’m Around You. You’re Like The Sweatpants Of My Life.
16.Do you know what I’m thankful for? The existence of chocolate. And also, the fact that I met you.
17.You’re such a darling that if I suddenly turned into a psycho-maniac murderer, I’d kill you last.
18.You know what? I just don’t know what’s it about you! You’re so irritating yet likeable at the same time!
19.“If we were the last two people left on earth, I would have no problem repopulating it with you—quickly.”
20.I accomplished nothing today—not a single productive thing! But, I thought of you. So yeah, today was good.
21.I Accomplished Nothing Today. Not A Single Productive Thing. But I Thought Of You, So, Yeah, Today Was Good.
22.“I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.”
23.I’m so lucky that you’re not a drug. If you were, I would turn into an unreasonable addict, and then I’d have to go for rehab.
24.If someone based an internet meme on you, it would probably be used to make people laugh heartily.
25.I honestly think you can do anything you pour your mind into. But, I also know what kind of thoughts you have, so maybe hold off on that for now?
26.Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh I put up with you. So we’re even.
27.You’re like that one sock that disappears out of the blue. I don’t know what I did to lose you, but I want you back.
28.I’m feeling a little adventurous… Maybe later we can take that feeling to the bedroom?
29.You make me do things that I don’t like to do. Like fall in love with you when I’m not ready to.
30.I would love to spend every minute of every day with you, but some days I actually have to get stuff done.
31.It sucks that you don’t see what I see in you. Because if you did, you’d just stare and keep smiling.
32.If you were a dog, you’d either be the leader of the pack or the laziest one in the world. Sometimes, I just can’t tell with you.
33.“I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.”
34.You stole my heart so I’m planning revenge… I am going to take your last name.
35.Sometimes, when a brilliant idea pops into my mind, I run it by you to make sure it’s not super stupid, which is often the right thing to do.
36.We all have those days where it’s like, “Yeah, I’m not getting anything done today.” And on those days, I know I can trust you to join me in accomplishing nothing.
37.I don’t know the reason, but when you do embarrassing stuff, I find you strangely attractive.
38.You may not be ridiculously good-looking, but you’re pretty damn close. As in super close!
39.Sometimes When I Have A Really, Really Good Idea, I Like To Run It By You To Make Sure It’s Not Super Stupid. Which Is Often The Right Thing To Do.
40.My mind works great wonder 365 days a year, 7 days a week and 24 hours a day until I met you.
41.I had a dream that I still loved you. I think I woke up screaming.