1.I love this stupidly brilliant idea like I love leftovers before I dump them into a trash can.
2.“You spot a boat full of people but there isn’t a single person on board. How is this possible?” Because they are all married.
3.When someone says something you think is false or far fetched, you can say “I celebrated my 90th last week”
4.“If one teacher can’t teach all subjects, why is one child expected to learn all subjects?
5.I got hit by a trolley and now I am confused about how not to get trolled.
6.My butt just spoke, excuse us, but I am so excited. I didn’t know we would be having a discussion again.
7.You look as fresh as today’s bread. You smell as soothing as sand when it’s been kissed by new rain.
8.My mother’s sister’s husband’s cousin will be visiting and I am wondering how unvisiting works.
9.“What if you remove the wings of a fly, would it still be called a fly or a walk?”
10.“Why are deliveries on a ship called cargo but in a car, it is called shipment?”