1.Happy birthday to the best boss ever… and I’m not saying that because I have to!
2.Happy birthday boss! If your life was like a meeting… hell, we know your meetings never end!
3.You’re the best boss to ever boss people that need to be bossed around. Happy birthday!
4.For your birthday today, how about ordering in lunch? Can I borrow your company card?
5.Hey, did you hear the CEO was getting managers company cars for their birthdays? Me neither.
6.Happy birthday boss! They say the best present is giving gifts to others. You know where my desk is – I’ll be waiting!
7.I’d wish you a happy birthday, but my nose is so far up your butt I can’t move my mouth.
8.Happy birthday! Managers are the glue… that make you cuss after it leaks all over your desk!
9.Your best, hardest working employee… isn’t me. But I’d still like to wish you happy birthday!
10.Happy birthday boss! Your present is that I won’t complain about working this Saturday… to your face!
11.Happy birthday boss! I’d get you a present, but isn’t my daily hard work really enough of a gift?
12.Happy birthday! When I cry in my car on the way to work, it’s really because I’m so happy to work here!
13.Happy birthday! We would have gotten you a cake, but none of us make enough to afford a cake big enough to fit all those candles!
14.With the party we have planned for you tonight, do you think we could all call in sick tomorrow?