1.I got hit by a trolley and now I am confused about how not to get trolled.
2.“If one teacher can’t teach all subjects, why is one child expected to learn all subjects?
3.“You spot a boat full of people but there isn’t a single person on board. How is this possible?” Because they are all married.
4.I love this stupidly brilliant idea like I love leftovers before I dump them into a trash can.
5.My butt just spoke, excuse us, but I am so excited. I didn’t know we would be having a discussion again.
6.When someone says something you think is false or far fetched, you can say “I celebrated my 90th last week”
7.“What if you remove the wings of a fly, would it still be called a fly or a walk?”
8.My mother’s sister’s husband’s cousin will be visiting and I am wondering how unvisiting works.
9.You look as fresh as today’s bread. You smell as soothing as sand when it’s been kissed by new rain.
10.“Why are deliveries on a ship called cargo but in a car, it is called shipment?”